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00:00.0
Saan na ba ito papunta?
00:02.3
Ang sagot ko, hindi ko alam.
00:04.8
Pero kahit hindi natin alam kung saan na papunta itong showtime,
00:07.8
hindi na natin alam kung saan na papunta ang ABS-CBN,
00:10.3
let's keep on working and let's keep on giving what the audience wants
00:13.6
and what the audience needs.
00:15.5
Dahil kung saan man tayo pupunta, kahit hindi natin alam,
00:18.5
dadali naman tayo ng Diyos kung saan tayo narararap.
00:24.8
Bakit kayo may nakapula?
00:26.5
Dahil pula ang kulay ng
00:30.0
Ano ba pinag-ahad dahil for today's video?
00:33.1
Ah, alam ka mamamalain kasi ako.
00:36.5
Saan po kayo nakapula?
00:37.6
Siyempre, naktinero kita.
00:39.1
Ah, saan po lang ang jugs?
00:43.7
May inglis na si Ayo.
00:45.4
Kailangan natin yung touch of bread.
00:47.5
Si Ayo lang touch of bread.
00:54.3
Are you out of my head?
00:56.9
Para nagbabagod po tayo for today's video,
00:58.9
may pick-up line naman dyan.
01:01.8
Ano, nag-anilis ka ba?
01:08.1
sumakay sa mula natin.
01:15.6
Bro, kasi hindi na wala na kahit hindi ah.
01:18.1
Yung joke po na yun kasi
01:19.1
pang dalawang market line.
01:24.6
Bakta po ba siya?
01:29.4
maglaro tayo ng bakla-bakla.
01:32.4
Tayo maglalaro ng ganda-ganda.
01:33.9
Halapin natin siya yung sasalay.
01:36.9
Medyo maganda nga.
01:37.9
Pagbalago po tayo sa kanya.
01:50.9
Ay, masama yung pintura dyan.
02:04.4
Yes, are you ready still?
02:56.4
Two people went there!
02:57.3
Mayroon pa rin eh!
03:25.3
Ito'y lalang sipa!
03:28.3
Sa dulo'y higis ka!
03:40.3
This is our show!
03:41.3
This is our time!
03:42.3
Magpapasigang na!
04:15.3
Kapamilya, madlang kapuso, madlang people!
04:20.3
Welcome to Showtime sa GMA!
04:24.3
The Contract Signings!
04:39.2
The Uncommodable Vice Ganda!
04:54.3
From Ignacio, from Mother Ignacio to Kamonig!
05:02.4
Thank you again for welcoming Showtime, this time both on GMA and GTV.
05:08.4
To Vice and our family at Showtime, thank you for all you do for us and for never giving up.
05:16.6
What's up, Madlang Kapuso?
05:21.7
Welcome, welcome to Showtime!
05:24.3
The fact that we are holding this signing here, we don't need to say anything more about your being welcome in GMA.
05:37.6
I told the person who interviewed me that the war between ABS and GMA was over.
05:44.9
We expect, I say expect, not hope, na tataas ang rating ng It's Showtime.
05:49.3
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Asia.
05:54.3
This Uncommodable, Phenomenal, Superstar, Vice Ganda!
05:59.8
The Uncommodable, Phenomenal, Superstar!
06:09.7
Siyempre, hindi naman lingit sa kaalaman nating lahat kung gaano kasadsad ang isinadsad ng kapamilya.
06:16.7
Pero naririyan kayo hindi para tapakan kami at saktan pa sa mga panahong sadsad na sadsad kami.
06:22.9
Inialay niyo ang mga kamay niyo sa amin para unti-unti kaming makapangon.
06:27.2
This is just so historic.
06:31.9
This is mothering.
06:35.7
Kasi yung GMA at ABS,
06:37.5
parang siyang, alam niyo yung manggamit na 220 at 110
06:40.4
na hindi mo pwede yung pagsamahin kasi sasabog siya.
06:43.4
Sabi nila, ang pag-ibig daw nagsisimula sa spark.
06:46.3
Pero yung pag-ibig niyo ngayon at pagmamahal niyo sa isa't isa,
06:48.8
hindi siya spark, sumasabog siya.
06:51.5
At ang daming nakakaranas at nakakadama ng pagsabog na ito.
06:55.1
Di ba, hindi mo maiisip niyo na magsasama yung 110 at 220
06:58.2
kasi sasabog siya.
06:59.8
Pero posibleng mangyari.
07:01.4
Sa pamamagitan ng isang transformer.
07:04.0
Dahil sa isang transformer,
07:05.9
nagkakasundo yung 110 at 220.
07:08.6
So paano nag-connect yung 110 at 220 na GMA at ABS-CBN?
07:14.3
Ano ang naging transformer?
07:17.2
Hamon ang naging transformer.
07:20.0
Kung bakit kayong dalawa ay binili niyong magsama.
07:22.6
Salamat po sa mga tag-GMA.
07:24.8
We are humbled and grateful.
07:28.0
Thank you very much.
07:32.4
It's showtime on GMA!
07:48.8
What's up, Magkakabusa!
07:53.8
What's up, Magkakabusa!
07:57.9
Masalamatan niyo naman ng staff.
08:03.5
We love you guys!
08:06.1
This is my staff!
08:08.7
And I want to call out with you guys!
08:11.4
So how do you guys feel, Lutang?
08:12.6
Anong pakiramdam?
08:21.2
Kesa magkakabali ka!
08:22.2
Sabihin mo na lang,
08:29.1
Si... Si... Si...
08:29.5
Parang palaginip na totoo.
08:34.5
Imagine mo, kung alam ko lahat na palaginip na totoo,
08:38.5
paano ko maglabaw? Ay, higit ko ko sa inyo.
08:41.5
Kasi, nahanil mo ng papasayapan.
08:44.5
Tapos kami nagkakataan.
08:47.5
Kaya sabi mo, buti nalang hindi kami involved.
08:50.5
Ay, hindi na kayo papasok.
08:54.5
Night-night tayo eh.
08:55.5
Paano naman magkakataan?
08:57.5
Sabi ko, sabi ko, sabi ko.
08:59.5
Sa journey to ito, bago mapapagkamay pa.
09:03.5
Hindi namin pinapuwento sa kanila.
09:05.5
Kasi, ang pag-uupin, madami siyang alon.
09:08.5
Layers eh, no. Layers lang.
09:10.5
Kaya sabi ko, wag ba, buti pa ang ginilaan namin.
09:12.5
Kasi, ayun ang mag-work.
09:14.5
Parang happy lang sila eh.
09:16.5
Kaya yun lang nalang nila, happy na yung gusto.
09:18.5
Eto kasi, parang ginila ko na siya,
09:20.5
maganda na yung pakasama.
09:24.5
ito pa yung, baka,
09:27.5
Kaya naman siya kasaya-saya nalang.
09:29.5
Kasi, tinilala ko. Bakit?
09:31.5
Hindi ko masasabi.
09:32.5
Kasi, bumawa ko nalang sa GTV.
09:35.5
Diba? Pag nawala kami sa GTV,
09:37.5
parang magkisimula kami.
09:43.5
Kasi, inabsorb mo nalang lahat para sa amin.
09:45.5
Para, ako na, sige.
09:47.5
Ako yung mga pinagdadaanan na nandito.
09:51.5
Basta nakita kayo po.
09:54.5
At dahil dyan ako,
09:55.5
kaya nasa GTV na po kami.
09:57.5
magprepare siya sa magpasigat.
09:59.5
In fact, kinuha niya si Darren.
10:01.5
Nandito namin alam.
10:02.5
Hindi niya alam, regular na si Darren.
10:04.5
So, hindi niya pwedeng maging guest.
10:05.5
Pero, kinuusap niya na ganyan.
10:07.5
Sinabi sa akin ni Darren.
10:08.5
O, ikuwento mo. Diba?
10:10.5
Anong tinanong mo sa akin?
10:13.5
Hindi kasi, si Kuya Bong sabi niya,
10:15.5
Darren, sa magpasigat this year ha,
10:19.5
Kaya nagpa-play muna kami. Kasi...
10:21.5
Pa-play mo na agad?
10:24.5
February pa lang.
10:26.5
Nakakausap nyo na si Darren.
10:27.5
Nandito, february.
10:29.5
Pero, kung gusto kong sinabi mo,
10:31.5
lalat sa hindi ko yun, Darren.
10:35.5
Naka-play mo, Darren.
10:36.5
Kalex ako nilang ni Darren.
10:39.5
ba't kasama ko sa, ano,
10:42.5
ba't kasi regular?
10:44.5
Ha? Regular na ba ako?
10:45.5
Eh, kinuha na kasi ako, ano,
10:47.5
guest ni Kuya Bong sa magpasigat.
10:49.5
nung february pa lang,
10:53.5
Ay, pero nakakatuwa kasi,
10:55.5
kinuusap na po ng management si Ann Curtis.
10:58.5
Every day na daw po siyang papasok.
11:05.5
Umapalang pa kayo, si Carlos.
11:07.5
Umapalang pa si Carlos.
11:09.5
I don't understand, ah.
11:11.5
Up two days lang,
11:12.5
up two days lang pala, eh.
11:16.5
Two days lang nga absent niya.
11:20.5
Thank you so much for doing this for the team.
11:24.5
Ang araw-araw kami punod. Gakanta ka.
11:27.5
At syempre, ang pinakahuling mensahe mula sa ating Pangulo.
11:33.5
Huwag naman, para mas safe, yes, atorny ka puna.
11:40.5
According to the Constitution,
11:44.5
ang masasayang puwersa ng AMAs at GMA ay ligat.
11:49.5
Sabi nyo, mayroon lang yung day.
11:57.5
Para showtime family,
11:59.5
we would like to sincerely thank our bosses.
12:08.5
For all the love.
12:10.5
Maraming salamat.
12:19.5
Thank you for watching!
