00:12.3
What the f**k is a shock?
00:14.8
Oh, f**king hell! Why you ask me?
00:17.3
Oh, there's a goat. There's a goat. Follow the goat, bro.
00:20.3
Follow the goat, bro.
00:21.8
Now, asan na? Gago na wala yung goat!
00:23.3
Ang bilis nung goat, puto.
00:24.3
Nung nag-robber ban yung goat.
00:25.8
Go, go, go! Push, push!
00:27.3
Wala na yung goat, to.
00:28.8
Wala na yung goat.
00:35.3
Now that he really is following me, he's just...
00:37.3
He's just, like, sitting in the f**king top of the trench and just, like, staring at me.
00:43.3
Ken? Go, go, go in there, Ken.
00:45.8
What the f**k, man?
00:46.8
Look, Ken! How many times are we gonna have this?
00:50.3
How many times are we gonna have this?
00:51.3
Kamusta ka naman sa buhol ka pa?
00:54.8
Do you believe in democracy?
00:58.8
It's not that scary, Chris. Like, my sanity's still good.
01:02.8
What about this, like, fast-phobia with ten more steps?
01:07.8
Stop there! Aaaaah!
01:08.8
I'm gonna die, bro!
01:09.8
I heard something. It wasn't nice.
01:12.8
You f**king demon! You get the f**k away from me!
01:16.8
You piece of s**t!
01:18.8
You sound like my f**king Lola, bro.
01:22.8
Alright. What the f**k was that, Ken?
01:24.8
It's a white lady, mada f**k, eh.
01:26.8
P**tong jiray saan ito ka? P**tong ina mo na gulat.
01:29.8
Ayala. Ay, itong demonyo. Go, hump him, Chris!
01:32.8
I'm gonna hump this guy, bro.
01:36.8
Bakit ikaw yung ito?
01:40.8
Oh, Devin's getting eaten, bro!
01:47.8
Alam mo masayang laro, ah?
01:50.8
Helldivers, too. Let's go!
01:53.8
Para na, I wanna start shooting s**t, okay?
01:55.8
Para wala na sa panlasa ko yung p**tong demoniologist na yun.
02:00.8
Damn, wala ka sa panlasa? Holy f**k, bro.
02:02.8
Wala na ako ng panlasa after I tasted your mom, bro.
02:05.8
Yo, what the f**k, man?
02:12.8
Now you, now you, now you, ano, okay? Now you question yourself.
02:15.8
Eh, bro. Nabasa ko yun one time, okay?
02:18.8
Streamer siya, yun yung pinaka the best na respond.
02:21.8
Yung sasabihin na, ano...
02:23.8
Ha! Yeah, your mom!
02:25.8
Kaya ba't lang mga ganun?
02:26.8
Nasaanin mo na, yeah, I know.
02:28.8
She's like, what, what?
02:30.8
She's like, what the f**k?
02:32.8
What the f**k? Ba't may mga ganyan kayo? Ano yan? Ano yung mga bagong badges nyo? What the f**k is that?
02:37.8
Oh, because Chris is a f**king...
02:38.8
That's not a badge?
02:39.8
Yeah, Chris is just...
02:40.8
That's not a badge? What do you mean, a badge? This is a f**king air strike.
02:44.8
Ba't may boosters ka, gago?
02:45.8
Wala kang booster?
02:46.8
Wala, wala, gago. Pay to win, p**ta ka.
02:49.8
Pay to win? We can't escape for free!
03:03.8
For things that the Filipinos can't back experience for the rest of their lives! Let's go!
03:09.8
I find the appeal now, bro.
03:11.8
Damn, there you go.
03:12.8
It appeals to the Filipino fantasy, bro.
03:14.8
What the f**k, nasilalim ako?
03:15.8
I forgot how to play this game.
03:17.8
Ayun, control. P**ta, kunin mo na agad yun, ako.
03:20.8
Ayun ko. Aray, p**tang ina!
03:22.8
Just so you know.
03:23.8
I can't play this game, bro.
03:26.8
Just like how I played your mom, bro.
03:28.8
Damn, bro. You and me both, bro.
03:30.8
Why don't you hit me, bro?
03:35.8
Who the f**k took my sniper rifle?
03:42.8
Aray, kung p**tang ina! Aray!
03:44.8
What the f**k is this, Chris?
03:49.8
What the f**k is this s**t?
03:52.8
Sinamatay si Chris.
03:54.8
Later, what the f**k is going on here, Chris?
04:08.1
Tamina niyong mga hype?
04:09.8
Que witang inamo p**ta.
04:10.8
Yung dami na ba kaya?
04:13.8
해�نłam tayo may support!
04:19.8
Wala kong ceramiko.
04:20.8
Anong ina mo Pres?
04:22.8
What the fuck are you doing bro?
04:23.8
Sabi ko na tumakbo kayo
04:28.8
Tangina mo sa bomb!
04:30.8
See that shit? That's me bro!
04:32.8
Boom! Ay puta wala na reload reload
04:37.8
Puta kes nukahan ako!
04:38.8
Revive me at least bro
04:40.8
I'm fucking melting
04:49.8
Eskilito! Eskilesyo po ka na
04:55.8
Oh my god! Am I almost died?
04:57.8
What the fuck? Ganito ba kahirap tong game na to?
05:01.8
Sa'yo mo ang dahil di ba?
05:03.8
Go go! Just keep running! Just keep running!
05:08.8
Humanity never conceals its desire to control the heavens
05:12.8
And I'm no exception
05:15.8
Kinataya ko ni Chris!
05:16.8
Hindi mo lang siya nag warning!
05:19.8
What do you mean?
05:20.8
What do you mean?
05:21.8
Nag hair strike ka di mo sinabi!
05:23.8
How the fuck do I?
05:25.8
How do I do strategies again?
05:30.8
Damn! Hell! Diver this game is hell bro
05:34.8
This game is busting
05:36.8
This game is busting my nut
05:39.8
Yes because I'm about to have a nut but it's busting it bro
05:44.8
Chiquero! Oh my god!
05:45.8
Takbo! Takbo kong sinasin yung H3! Takbo!
05:47.8
Orbit of Strike N3!
05:54.8
Reinforcements please!
05:55.8
How do I fucking reinforcements again?
05:58.8
Putangin mo! Nagre-reinforce ako!
06:00.8
Patay ako! Ay patay ako! Gago!
06:03.8
Try to reinforce!
06:04.8
I suck! I suck bro!
06:06.8
I just reinforced someone bro
06:07.8
Bumalik ako! Bumalik ako!
06:10.8
No worry! Putangin mo!
06:14.8
I did nothing bro
06:18.8
I did everything I could bro
06:20.8
Tupak! Kasi yung kalaban
06:21.8
Okay, G1's gonna die
06:25.8
Don't go! Don't go! Don't go!
06:27.8
Aray ko! Putangin mo! Aray ko! Putangin mo!
06:31.8
Fuck this shit bro! I'm out!
06:33.8
Fuck that shit bro! I'm inside!
06:39.8
3-2! Putangin mo!
06:41.8
I was trying to get some kills bro
06:42.8
Damn! That's quite hard bro ah!
06:44.8
Just like my dick!
06:45.8
Skill issue gago!
06:49.8
Namatay mo ako 3 beses!
06:50.8
Skill issue gago!
06:52.8
Well, namatay ako!
06:53.8
Dahil kay Chris ah!
06:55.8
Ang bubuha ko para sa video okay?
06:57.8
Oo nga! Gago ako rin!
06:58.8
Kayo ng video ako rin eh!
06:59.8
Para sa video ah!
07:00.8
You can't fail to extract!
07:03.8
Pay to win talaga gago!
07:07.8
Babarling kita mamaya!
07:12.8
Oh! Nag level up ulit siya!
07:18.8
Saan saan siya nag level up tayo hindi?
07:19.8
Itang inang niya!
07:21.8
See! You don't deserve to be here Chris!
07:27.8
Is there on the side?
07:28.8
Nakapalakpak nang sa gilid eh!
07:31.8
Boosted mother fucker ang puta!
07:35.8
Boosted mother fucker!
07:36.8
Sasabihin na siya!
07:41.8
Oh! I need this bro!
07:42.8
Give me the anti-recoil-less rifle bro!
07:45.8
Kailangan lang dalawang tao dyan!
07:47.8
There's four of us!
07:49.8
You think I'm gonna help you?
07:54.8
For democracy Chris!
08:04.8
Okay! Pasok na! Pasok na!
08:06.8
Pasok na! Pasok na!
08:08.8
I don't understand this game pero okay!
08:11.8
Oh! You got 10 seconds bro!
08:13.8
You got 10 seconds! Let's go!
08:17.8
You guys are full-packed!
08:20.8
I'm the best of the best!
08:22.8
But now you poor!
08:26.8
There's never gonna get so many...
08:32.8
Siguro yung feeling nito na is yung nag-free-fall tayo gano'y...
08:40.8
Yung nag-play sa utak natin naman!
08:45.8
Magwlawlist ako nga!
08:51.8
The viewers can not...
08:53.1
Didi pa alam na viewers oh.
08:54.5
Di pa na-upload yung video...
08:56.8
By the time they watch this shit,
08:58.4
uploaded na yung tagal yung video.
08:59.7
Wala pang gamep Government eh.
09:00.9
Ang napang ever eh.
09:02.7
Buta na! ang laki ya yun ay!
09:08.8
See! That's why we need the...
09:09.8
That's why we need the that's why we need the that's why we need the...
09:14.8
Wait lang, asan yung ano putang ina?
09:16.8
Ayan na, meron na akong gago!
09:18.8
Putang ina yung mga stealth!
09:23.8
Dito na! Meron na akong gago!
09:26.8
Boom! Putang ina mo, ha!
09:28.8
Reload me! Reload me!
09:29.8
Ayan ko, putang ina! Wasak ako, gago!
09:43.8
Ina yung mga ulong!
09:44.8
Ina yung mga hype kayo!
09:45.8
Reinforce! Reinforce!
09:46.8
Bomb my area, sir!
09:49.8
Bomb my area, sir!
09:50.8
Oh my God! Putang ina! What the f**k was that?
09:57.8
Putang! Namatay agad ako!
09:58.8
Matawala na akong katawan!
10:00.8
Maging manananggal ako ay doon!
10:06.8
Sarap ng anti-material rifle!
10:08.8
Putang ina! Aray!
10:12.8
For f**k's sakes!
10:13.8
Oh, my f**king God! That hurts!
10:14.8
Putang ina! Aray!
10:24.8
Oh, s**t! Patay ako, gago!
10:27.8
Trying to do something, ah?
10:29.8
Hey, bro. What do we do?
10:31.8
Matayin! Matayin! Matayin!
10:33.8
Putang ina mo kayo!
10:38.8
Putang ina! Yung may gatling ako, idol!
10:40.8
Wala na lang! Lag ako!
10:43.8
F**k nga naman ha!
10:45.8
F**k nga naman ha!
10:47.8
Wait, our machine gun nga ba no?
10:51.8
Teka lang, yung mission natin hindi na nagawa no?
10:53.8
Limited Vial Titan
10:56.8
Aray, kuyo di p**a!
11:14.8
Aray ko, p**a ka na mga Stalker nato!
11:24.8
Talagang paliw na yung isang gago!
11:27.8
Aray ko, p**a ka naman!
11:31.8
Can we move to the same location now?
11:35.8
Follow me, follow me!
11:37.8
Bakit? Bakit Vito? Sabi ko ako yung sundan eh!
11:40.8
P**a ka na mga Stalker!
11:41.8
I'm getting f**ked!
11:42.8
Don't f**king run away from me!
11:49.8
Patay na! Patay na! Patay na ito! Patay na ito!
11:50.8
Patay na ito! Patay na ito! Patay na ito! Patayin mo! Patayin mo!
11:58.8
I f**king died from the claws!
12:03.8
Go pa nila, ah! Go back in there!
12:06.8
P**a ko napawali sa fly idol! P**a ko na ito!
12:08.8
Ay P**a! I am cut in half!
12:11.8
why are we here just to suffer i'm trying to turn on the you know the broadcast satellite
12:23.6
oh we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go
12:36.0
i sacrificed my life for pakistan
13:11.8
oh i can see that man
13:17.1
oh he made it bro oh the fucking crusher
13:32.9
where the fuck are you
14:11.8
Sige takbo muna tayo!
14:15.8
There's a guy chasing me! It's a big one!
14:17.8
Kapag ka-detract mo, gagawa! May fracture ako!
14:19.8
Mag-steam ka gagaw!
14:21.8
Wala ka ako, Steve! I ain't the reason why!
14:25.8
How can a fucking... How can four people carry on this fucking mission?
14:29.8
Ang dami po! Tangin na ina!
14:33.8
Bakit ka nag-dead pa dyan? Tangin ako!
14:35.8
I got this! Okay!
14:41.8
Sabi ko sa'yo, fuck ka na yung supply, gagawa!
14:43.8
We're not doing the mission, by the way. We're just killing shit, man.
14:47.8
Yeah, just run! Keep running, guys!
14:51.8
Ah, fuck me! Oh fuck!
14:53.8
The fire titan is here!
14:55.8
Puta, tribes are dying!
15:01.8
Ang punta, Amir dyan! Amir!
15:03.8
Tagong, laki na ito!
15:05.8
Puta, pinatay ako, boy!
15:07.8
Gawin na, drop kayong rear sample! No!
15:11.8
Sinabugan ako ng titi!
15:13.8
Wala na tayong ano, ni-coldown na yung reinforce natin.
15:15.8
I like how di natin ginagawa yung main mission.
15:17.8
Hindi nga magkakaroon ng main mission!
15:21.8
Naubos yung 20 reinforcement natin!
15:27.8
Ah, fuck, I'm dead, bro.
15:29.8
You know what? I think we came in too hot.
15:31.8
Dapat dun tayo sa gitpunta.
15:33.8
Direkta tayo yung actioning!
15:37.8
Dapat nakapag-ano muna tayo, okay?
15:39.8
This is a chill, okay?
15:41.8
There is no chill. This is a chill, bro. This is a chill.
15:43.8
No! Dun muna tayo sa chill na era yung putang ina dun sa activeness nila.
15:49.8
Puta ka na, one of these again!
15:55.8
Chris got fucked, bro.
15:57.8
Oh shit, ikaw na lang kapag asakin.
15:59.8
You have to survive 25 seconds, bro.
16:03.8
Go, 5, 4, 3, putang ina!
16:05.8
2, 1, pwede ka na mag-green force!
16:09.8
Up, down, left, right, up!
16:11.8
Up, down, left, right, up!
16:13.8
Up, down, left, right, up!
16:15.8
Up, down, left, right, up!
16:17.8
Up, down, right, left, up, go!
16:19.8
Up, down, right, left, up!
16:21.8
Ah! Shit, napatukong!
16:23.8
Napatukong! Napatukong!
16:31.8
Ano mo, my puta? Ito lang pala na. Tawag, tawag, tawag.
16:35.8
Wala ko lahat tayo tat-tay lang yan.
16:37.8
I need more bullets!
16:39.8
I need more bullets!
16:41.8
Bop my location, sir!
16:43.8
Bop my location, sir! Gago, hulo!
16:45.8
What the fuck? I'm flying! Oh my god, this game is buggy.
16:47.8
I was flying, bro. I flew.
16:53.8
Okay lang na, napasabog na yung dalawang malaki, okay?
16:55.8
You good, bro. You're fine, no?
16:57.8
Tigilan na natin ito kung kagagawa na ba, okay?
17:01.8
Ulit na tayo, ulit na tayo.
17:03.8
Return to ship, gago.
17:05.8
See you next week, gago.
