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00:00.0

Dude, meron siyang little penis.

00:01.8

May vagina siya.

00:03.0

Yung clip mo, tigas no?

00:04.3

Oo nga, that's my baby.

00:05.4

Wala pa akong babaeng nakilala na pinangalanan yung clip niya na baby.

00:09.4

Kung nandun yung urethra, edi penis talaga yun.

00:12.5

Sinipsop ko, pe!

00:13.8

Hanggang ngayon, hindi na hati ako sa panaginip ko.

00:16.6

Ayan yung tiwa.

00:18.0

MJJ, MJJ.

00:19.6

Yan, ganyan!

00:20.8

Yan, ganyan!

00:22.3

Dude, naka-fuck ako ng babaeng may little penis.

00:26.3

Oo.

00:27.6

Meron siyang little penis.

00:28.9

Kung maga, may vagina siya.

00:31.5

Little penis.

00:32.3

Kayang pumasok yung, edi ko sa vagina.

00:34.6

Tapos, yung clip niya, meron siyang little penis.

00:40.0

Chinupa mo ba yung little penis?

00:41.9

Dinilaan ko yung little penis.

00:43.4

Dinilaan mo?

00:45.2

Para ba check na kung penis mo talaga o hindi, diba?

00:48.8

Naka lang, may condition kasi dyan eh.

00:52.1

So, non-binary ka na?

00:54.3

Walang yakang, Chris.

00:55.7

Wala.

00:56.2

Yan pala.

00:56.8

Let me explain.

00:58.2

Naka lang.

00:58.5

Kung ano kung saan hindi nagtagumpay si Doktor, pinagtagumpayan ni sino-maya-sino yan, ni little penis.

01:07.1

Kasi babae kasi talaga siya.

01:08.8

Mas babae pa nga siya.

01:09.7

Tignan ka sa kay Elma Muros eh.

01:11.7

Kaya ako sinasabi ito kasi never pa ako naka-encounter ng ganun eh.

01:15.7

Akala ko normal lang siya eh.

01:17.6

Meron siyang enlarged clitoris, okay?

01:20.4

Ang tawag dito, clitoromegaly.

01:25.0

Clitoromegaly?

01:25.7

I-search mo, J.

01:27.3

Clitoromegaly.

01:27.8

Lalabas ang ano eh.

01:29.1

Clitoromegaly is an abnormally large clitoris.

01:33.3

It can be present at birth, congenital, or develop later in life.

01:38.2

Most often, exposure to androgens, a hormone in people designated male, causes this in people designated female at birth.

01:52.0

Totoo, may little penis talaga siya.

01:53.9

Putang ina talaga.

01:55.1

Parang tinilihaan mo.

01:56.5

Tinilihaan mo.

01:57.8

Yung ba, kumikislot ba ang little penis?

02:01.2

Hindi, teka, teka, ano, Chris.

02:02.9

Natanong dyan, tumitigas ba?

02:04.6

Matigas siya, putang ina.

02:06.6

Teka, teka, teka.

02:08.2

Gano'ng kalaki?

02:09.2

Ganyan, ganyan.

02:10.5

So, ito ah.

02:11.3

Gano'ng kalitil, hindalaki?

02:13.8

Ito yung, ito yung bajayjay.

02:16.3

Sabi ko, bakit kaya ang tigas netong putang inang clit na to?

02:21.6

Sabi ko, uy, yung clit mo, tigas no?

02:24.2

Parang, oo nga, that's my baby, sabi niya, that's my baby.

02:26.7

Sabi ko.

02:27.8

Baby?

02:28.4

Wala.

02:30.6

Wala pa akong babaeng nakilala na pinangalanan yung clit niya na baby.

02:37.0

Yung titi ko, pangalanan niya, Bogart eh.

02:40.8

So, the fact na pinangalan mong baby yung clit mo, putang na titi yan.

02:46.8

Titi yan, putang titi yan.

02:48.3

So, sabi ko, parang, so, una ko siyang finak, I didn't mind.

02:53.0

Kasi parang may bajayjay siya, so finak ko lang siya.

02:55.0

So, pagkano?

02:56.7

May tumuot?

02:57.8

Hindi, may sumusunod-susunod sa ano, sa puson mo.

03:00.7

Hindi, pagkano?

03:01.9

Pag tumutusok sa burak niya, parang.

03:07.9

Takay na, parang ano, parang.

03:10.0

Dude, ito.

03:10.8

Isak versus malisong yan.

03:12.2

Sobrang curious ko, yung pangalawang fact namin, alam mo, ginawa ko.

03:16.4

Kinain ko lang siya.

03:17.9

Tapos, parang fear factor, parang yung little piece, parang ginawa ko.

03:23.2

Parang, masabi ko na parang baka clitoris lang yun na enlarge.

03:27.3

Oo.

03:28.5

Pero, fact of, ngayon nababasa ko to, a hormone-designated male.

03:35.1

Pero, pero, Chris, ano.

03:36.9

So, punta kayo, ano, non-binary, pala ako.

03:39.9

Hindi, hindi, ito ba, ito.

03:41.2

Did you bob your head?

03:44.1

Hindi.

03:46.3

Afternoon, dude.

03:48.4

Afternoon.

03:48.9

Baka gano'n, gano'n, gano'n ko.

03:51.2

Ito, ito yung sad shit about nun.

03:54.2

Gano'n ka ba?

03:55.7

Gano'n ka ba, parang?

03:56.8

Hindi, hindi, gano'n ka ba?

03:59.7

Okay naman, okay naman yung little penis ko.

04:01.7

Pero, but don't do that.

04:03.7

Ito yung sad shit after noon.

04:06.7

Kasi naging, parang naging semi kami.

04:09.7

Tapos, nung nag-research ako about dyan.

04:14.7

Sabi ko, hindi ko kaya.

04:16.7

Kasi parang, taka na, penis talaga yun.

04:18.7

Nakipag-break ako sa kanya.

04:20.7

And na-heartbroken siya.

04:22.7

So, dahil sa little penis ka, yung binanggit mo, sinabi mo?

04:25.7

Hindi, hindi, hindi.

04:26.8

Hindi ko sinabi na little penis yun.

04:28.7

Sabi ko lang sa kanya, parang, okay ba yung chromosomes mo?

04:33.7

Sabi ko, sabi niya, parang, okay naman.

04:35.7

Ah, okay. Parang, hindi niya alam eh.

04:39.7

Teka, anong itsura? May mga masculine features ba siya?

04:43.7

Mukha siyang babae.

04:44.7

As in, magbigay ka ng ano, ng template ng mukha niya.

04:49.7

Off-air, off-air.

04:51.7

Pag-uusapan natin, off-air. Huwag gano'n.

04:53.7

Look-a-like lang. May look-a-like.

04:55.7

Parang, ano ba, let's say, Catherine Bernardo. Parang ganyan.

04:59.7

Ano? Para siyang si, ano, ah, yung ex ni Ari Niemann. Sino ba yun?

05:04.7

Yung sa, si Karel. Karel.

05:06.7

Karel? Gano'n?

05:07.7

Oo, parang Karel.

05:08.7

Karel?

05:09.7

Yung ex ni Ding Dong?

05:10.7

Hindi, hindi yung Karel Marquez. Ay yung Karel na isa. Yung Karel na mapute.

05:14.7

Wala ba, may iba pa bang Karel?

05:15.7

Meron, meron. Yung Karel Marquez ba yun?

05:18.7

Hindi ba yung Karel Marquez tsaka yung Karel na ex si Ding Dong?

05:21.7

Hindi yun. Iba yun. Iba yung Karel. Karel yun. Karel.

05:24.7

Oo, Karel yun.

05:25.6

Yung, yung Karel. Yung, yung Karel. Yung ex ni Ari Niemann.

05:27.6

Karel. Yung dating gano'n. Dating VJ.

05:29.6

VJ. Oo, VJ yun.

05:30.6

Chicas yun.

05:31.6

Oo, chicas. So, parang siyang gano'n. Tapos, ano, ahm, sobrang fucked up lang kasi ang ganda niya eh. Ang sexy niya.

05:40.6

As in, talagang, wala beauty queen yung dating. Tapos,

05:44.6

You can't have it.

05:45.6

Tapos, yung putang ina may little.

05:47.6

May baby.

05:48.6

Or you can, you can have it.

05:49.6

Oo nga, no?

05:50.6

May little baby. Tapos, parang ako nag, kasi.

05:53.6

The woman who has it all.

05:54.6

The woman who has it all.

05:55.6

Yung tayo nag-fuck kami, 39 years old ako eh. Actually, this year lang yun eh.

06:01.6

Wala pa ako na, wala pa ako na fuck na babae na may gano'n. So, nag-search talaga ako. Ano ba ito? Ano ba ito? STD ba ito? Ano ba ito?

06:11.6

Ito, ito. Ito yung isang pang tanong.

06:12.6

Oo. Pag ba umihi siya doon sa little penis dumadaan?

06:15.6

Yung na hindi ko alam eh.

06:17.6

May butas ba? May butas ba yung little penis?

06:20.6

Pero kasi clitoris yun. Malamang doon umihi yun sa little penis.

06:23.6

Kasi.

06:24.6

Teka, teka. Yung clitoris kasi di naman doon dumalabas yung ihi eh.

06:28.6

Hindi, isin mo ah. Yung vagina.

06:30.6

Oo.

06:31.6

Yung clit niya, yun na yung little penis.

06:34.6

Pero yung ihi niya, saan dumadaan? Doon sa little penis?

06:38.6

Sa clit. Sa clit. Diba, ito yung vagina.

06:40.6

Oo.

06:41.6

Yung clit niya mukhang little penis. Yung clit.

06:43.6

Oo.

06:44.6

Yung clit niya. So, yung clit niya doon nilabasan ng ihi eh, diba?

06:48.6

Diba, hindi. May iba pang butas yun. Oo, may ibang butas yung ano.

06:51.6

Hindi, yun na nilabasan ng ihi.

06:52.6

May nilabasan ng ihi.

06:53.6

Tignan mo yung visuals. Nasa, nasa ilalim nung clit.

06:56.6

Nasa ilalim.

06:57.6

Nasa ilalim nung clit yung butas.

07:00.6

Sa penis niya.

07:01.6

So, sa penis ka.

07:05.6

Hindi, kasi. Kung doon sa, doon sa, doon sa little penis, nandun yung urethra, eh di penis talaga yun.

07:15.6

Wala, wala din ko sila kita umihi, diba?

07:18.6

Hindi mo sila kita umihi.

07:19.6

Hindi mo. Ang makikita mo na kung may butas, kung may hiwa.

07:22.6

Kung mayroong mata.

07:26.6

Hindi kasi, eto alam ko ah, yung vagina kasi may clit, diba?

07:30.6

Mahal na araw na mahal na araw, ayaw ka ko siya.

07:33.6

Yung vagina may clit, diba? Yung vagina may clit.

07:37.6

So, yung clit niya, engorge. Engorge yung clit niya. Nung babae.

07:46.6

So, yung engorge clit, yun yung mukhang penis.

07:52.6

Kasi naka-engorge.

07:53.6

Pero yung butas.

07:55.6

Feeling ko doon pa rin siya.

07:56.6

Gusto ko sana i-drawing, eh.

08:01.6

Hindi, dyan may mga images. Hindi lang may images.

08:03.6

Huwag na, bawal. Mayayari tayo.

08:05.6

Hindi, hindi. Hindi mo makikita, diba? I-down mo yan. I-down mo yan.

08:09.6

Ah, sige, sige, sige. Huwag na natin pakita.

08:11.6

I-down mo lang yan.

08:12.6

What does an enlarged clit...

08:13.6

I-describe ko nila.

08:14.6

Hindi, yan, yan, yan. Mismo sa...

08:16.6

Yan, yan, yan.

08:17.6

Nandiyan, nandiyan, nandiyan.

08:18.6

May picture ba dyan?

08:20.6

Ah, wala pala. Picture.

08:21.6

Ayan lang. Parang mas madali.

08:22.6

Images.

08:23.6

Wala bang images dyan sa...

08:24.6

Ah, enlarged... Teka, teka.

08:27.6

Iyan na natin. Images.

08:29.6

Enlarged clitoris. Ayan, images.

08:33.6

Yan. Ayan.

08:34.6

Ito?

08:35.6

Yeah.

08:36.6

Ay, parang ano eh.

08:37.6

Hindi, hindi. I-click mo yan. Iyan yun.

08:39.6

Ito, ito. Ganyan. Ganyan. Ganyan ang tsura.

08:42.6

Hindi, hindi. Yung pangalawa. Yan, yan, yan.

08:44.6

Ito?

08:45.6

Yan, yan.

08:46.6

Ganyan?

08:47.6

So imagine mo. Yan yung vagina.

08:49.6

Ganyan yung itsura ng putang ina.

08:51.6

Ganyan yung little penis na yan.

08:54.6

Pero medyo malaki yan. So balang ganyan.

08:56.6

Na ganyan.

08:57.6

Yung finak ko.

08:58.6

Buwisit na yan.

09:00.6

Tapos...

09:05.6

Nakatsuba ka na, Chris?

09:07.6

Ganyan!

09:08.6

Ganyan na ganyan!

09:10.6

Ganyan na ganyan!

09:11.6

Hindi yan! Hindi yan!

09:12.6

Yun! Yun! Balik mo! Balik mo!

09:14.6

Iyan! Ganyan yung tsura niya! Ganyan!

09:17.6

Ganyan na ganyan!

09:19.6

Ganyan, ganyan talaga.

09:20.6

Ganyan, ganyan.

09:21.6

Hindi, hindi lang ano. Parang...

09:22.6

Mas maliit lang konti dyan.

09:23.6

Teka, edi-describe ko para sa mga hindi nakakalimutan.

09:26.6

Yan, yan.

09:27.6

Kasi vagina yan, di ba? Vagina.

09:29.6

Ayan yung clit.

09:31.6

Teka, teka. Lakihan natin. Lakihan natin.

09:34.6

Lakihan natin.

09:37.6

Si Antonio, matay-matay.

09:39.6

Yan, yan!

09:40.6

Ganyan mismo, putang ina!

09:42.6

Hanggang ngayon, hindi nakati ko sa palaginip ko.

09:45.6

Bakit ka ganyan?

09:47.6

Ito na lang.

09:49.6

Ah...

09:50.6

Ilalagay ko na lang yung link nito para makita nyo.

09:54.6

Walang kinilaman yung LGBTQ dito, putang ina!

09:56.6

This is real nature shit!

09:58.6

Ilalagay ko na lang yung link nung...

10:02.6

Para makita nyo kung ano yung nakikita namin.

10:06.6

Sa description.

10:07.6

My lips are sealed. Ayaw ko na mag-share na.

10:09.6

Pero ano siya, basically, mahaba yung labi niya. Extra haba siya usually.

10:16.6

Hanggang dito lang yung vagina.

10:18.6

Para siya pagtalong yung bata na.

10:19.6

Yan, yan.

10:20.6

Diba?

10:21.6

Oo!

10:22.6

Basically, mula dito, hanggang dito, parang penis na yan.

10:25.6

Sa panag-erect yan, bro, hindi nag-erect yung body niyan.

10:28.6

Kasi, eto medyo mahaba to eh.

10:30.6

Yung kanya parang mas madali pa dyan.

10:32.6

Kalahati niyan.

10:33.6

Ang nag-erect niya, yung ulo!

10:35.6

Yung ulo na yung nag-erect!

10:37.6

Oo.

10:38.6

Gaano, paano nag-erect?

10:40.6

Yung, diba, eto parang patay.

10:42.6

Teka!

10:43.6

Eto ah.

10:44.6

Iaano ko na lang.

10:45.6

Kaya kong i-describe yan sa pamagitan ng aking mga kamay.

10:48.6

Okay.

10:49.6

Eto, eto.

10:50.6

Eto, eto, eto.

10:51.6

Eto yung tsura niya.

10:53.6

Kung ganyan.

10:54.6

Teka.

10:55.6

Eto yung hiwa.

10:56.6

Diba?

10:57.6

Yan yung hiwa.

10:58.6

Yan yung hiwa.

10:59.6

Aiba, JJ.

11:00.6

Aiba, JJ.

11:01.6

Oo.

11:02.6

So.

11:03.6

Yan.

11:04.6

Yan!

11:05.6

Ganyan!

11:06.6

Yan na ganyan!

11:07.6

Ganyan, diba?

11:08.6

Patigasin mo!

11:09.6

Patigasin mo!

11:10.6

Yan!

11:11.6

Ganyan!

11:12.6

Yan, yan!

11:13.6

Ganyan yung tsura niya!

11:14.6

Naka-look up!

11:15.6

Yan!

11:16.6

Yan!

11:17.6

Ganyan!

11:18.6

Yan!

11:19.6

Ayan yung tsura niya!

11:20.6

Yan!

11:21.6

Yan!

11:22.6

Naka-look up!

11:23.6

Yan, yan!

11:24.6

Chinsung!

11:25.6

Yan!

11:26.6

Diba?

11:27.6

Yan!

11:28.6

Ang aking taro!

11:29.6

Ang aking

11:45.2

sa dito.

11:47.2

Ayan!

11:48.6

Ayaw ka talaga

11:51.0

kay Zul

11:51.8

Diyos ko po

11:53.5

Lord

11:54.3

Ano ba itong

11:55.4

ginagawa mo sa

11:56.3

pagsubok ka sa buhay

11:58.0

Pero

11:59.7

Pero grabe no

12:01.6

Naiisip pa tuloy

12:02.4

Karel Marquez

12:03.2

sa aslin yan

12:03.8

Pero kasi ang ganda niya

12:05.2

Sinira mo nga

12:06.1

ni Karel Marquez

12:07.0

Mamaya

12:07.5

babakit ako

12:08.3

kung gano'n siya kaganda

12:09.3

at kung gano'n siya kababae

12:11.0

Pero

12:11.7

if you add

12:13.0

little penis

12:14.5

If you add

12:15.9

little penis to another

12:17.1

you would think

12:17.8

na parang oh nga no

12:18.6

ba't gano'n siya

12:19.5

Sige

12:20.2

Well hindi naman kasiraan yan

12:21.7

gano'n siya pinanganak eh

12:23.6

And

12:24.2

Pero hayop ka

12:25.0

kinantot mo pa rin eh

12:26.1

Kinantot ko pa rin

12:26.9

Kasi parang

12:27.6

parang siya mababae

12:29.1

Masarap pa rin talaga siya

12:31.0

Oo diba

12:31.4

Masarap pa rin talaga siya

12:32.9

Ibang nga kahit ano

12:33.9

Yung nga

12:34.8

Nakita mo yung iba

12:35.7

nagsasaga sa baka

12:36.9

Yun yung reason

12:37.9

kung bakit siya single

12:39.5

12:39.8

And kung marunin niya to

12:42.2

parang

12:42.7

Kasi

12:43.4

ang nakita mo

12:44.7

pwede mo ba i-surgery

12:45.9

Pinataw na siya

12:47.1

Ayoko sabihin

12:47.7

Pero pwede mo i-surgery

12:49.1

daw yan eh

12:49.6

Ayoko nagtignan yan

12:50.5

Pero

12:51.6

Sobrang concern ko

12:54.2

Pwede mo raw

12:55.6

Pwede mo raw

12:56.4

i-surgery yan

12:57.5

parang mawala

12:58.2

yung little penis eh

12:59.3

Pero ayaw niya

13:01.1

Kasi baby niya raw eh

13:02.2

Hindi nga niya alam

13:03.2

na gano'n siya eh

13:04.2

Hindi nga alam na

13:04.8

problema yun eh

13:06.2

Sabaga

13:07.2

Pero

13:07.8

Walang nagsabi sa kanya eh

13:09.6

Wala pa siguro

13:10.5

Takot eh

13:11.2

So ibig sabihin

13:11.8

bata pa siya

13:13.4

13:13.7

13:14.7

Wala pa nagsabi sa kanya

13:16.0

At hindi ako yung una

13:17.2

magsasabi sa kanya

13:18.0

kasi baka makancel culture ako

13:19.8

Ayoko na

13:20.9

Grabe na ano

13:22.1

Meron

13:23.6

I just wanna talk about

13:25.3

this particular

13:26.6

fitness instructor

13:29.4

13:30.1

named

13:32.4

who had the audacity

13:34.5

13:35.8

tell me

13:37.0

a naive young woman

13:39.5

a pretty young woman

13:41.3

that I have

13:42.5

a little penis

13:43.5

the intolerance

13:45.8

You can't just have it

13:47.1

You can't just handle

13:49.5

an independent woman

13:50.8

with an enlarged clitoris

13:52.9

Oo pero yun na

13:59.5

Tumusin natin to

14:00.6

It's got

14:01.9

more out of hand

14:02.9

Tumusin natin to

14:04.3

Walang iyan

14:05.2

Pangalawang pagkakataon

14:06.5

na sinambulat ko yung

14:08.1

mga sikreto ko sa buhay

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