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00:00.0
🎵 Intro Music 🎵
00:06.7
Wala naman sila aga, hapon.
00:08.4
Pinakita akong penis yung ano, puta.
00:10.5
🎵 And I just can't fall 🎵
00:12.7
Kita ko rin yung bini.
00:14.0
🎵 I can't hold my love away 🎵
00:17.8
Hindi, wala silang ma-edit.
00:20.4
Hindi ako mapag-daily vlogs eh.
00:21.8
Kasi, araw-araw ako sa wheels.
00:24.1
Ang nilalaman kayo, daily sales.
00:27.3
Hindi naman na masama yan.
00:28.4
Ang problema nila doon,
00:31.2
parang hindi sila marunong magtinda.
00:33.0
Parang sila nagbabahay-bahayan.
00:34.9
Nakakapagod kasi maging mabait.
00:36.4
Nayaan na aabuso ka pag mabait ka.
00:39.4
Ano yung magandang gawin sa world?
00:40.9
Maging masamang taong,
00:41.9
baka samang boss kaya ako ngayong araw.
00:44.2
Oh, you've never.
00:52.0
Ito, ramdam ko na talaga.
00:54.2
Parang masama-sama ako na.
00:56.0
Kailangan maging masama tayo
00:57.5
sa paningin ng mga empleyado.
00:58.9
Kaya, sobrang sama ako.
01:03.8
Hindi ako magpa-flash.
01:05.8
Hindi ko ipa-flash.
01:06.8
Tapos pagbibintang ako yung maintenance.
01:28.9
Put me down and sleep
01:30.8
so I can drift away a while.
01:35.4
Bibigay ako 90% discount promo
01:43.7
Salary deduction.
01:51.5
Give me something now
01:53.4
so I can be your pain again.
01:56.8
Cause I can't bear the thought
01:58.9
I can't bear the thought of you.
02:00.9
I can't bear the thought of you.
02:01.5
I can't bear the thought of you.
02:01.9
Balik na, balik na, balik na.
02:03.5
Panina, lahat nakaupo ah.
02:05.3
Parang lahat bigla naging busy ah.
02:07.6
Lahat ng makitang nakaupo,
02:09.0
salary deduction.
02:17.4
Ano pang mga tips
02:18.2
na bibigay mo ba?
02:20.1
pagsabihan mo lang sila.
02:26.6
Ano maganda sa moro?
02:31.2
Ano maganda sa morning?
03:49.7
Nang huli kong humingiti
03:55.5
Binabantayan kita yoy
04:16.3
Dapat ratuhin mo sila ng patas
04:18.4
yun yung number one
04:19.3
para maramdaman nila
04:20.8
na parang party sila ng pamilya
04:23.4
Kasi hindi lang naman to
04:26.2
Meron tayong customer do
04:27.6
Ano ginagawa nyo?
04:29.3
Magpakitang gilas kayo
04:30.5
Kunwari marami kayo ginagawa
04:32.4
Siguro kaya ako ginagawa yun
04:36.5
para di naman sa kanila yun eh
04:40.1
Sino yung kateks mo?
04:53.9
Ibabalance mo rin siya
04:55.0
Hindi naman dapat laging ganun ka
04:57.0
Minsan-minsan-minsan
04:58.3
Mabait din naman ako sa kanila
04:59.7
Papakain nga ako minsan eh
05:03.8
Sino gusto ng pizza?
05:05.8
Ayaw niyo ng pizza
05:06.8
Ang sarap ang pizza
05:23.0
Palangpahan niyo si Yoy
05:28.9
Salamat sa iyong papizza
05:39.2
Hindi siya masaya na
05:40.2
Wala, sa mga di sa ngayon sa pamamaraan ko
05:45.2
Mga tinatawa, nang gusto mo bawasan ko sa ahod mo?
05:49.2
Wala akong masasabi sa inyo
05:52.2
Dapat nag-aano ka na nung mga diskarte o diploma
06:02.2
Hindi na ako sinasagot ng aking asawa
06:07.2
Ako'y nagbibiru lamang
06:08.2
Ako'y nagbibiru lamang
06:09.2
Ngunit hindi niya nagustuhan
06:11.2
Kung ayaw mo sa magod
06:24.2
Bawal mo akong makita ng ganito
06:25.2
Dabas ka muna ulit tong
06:39.2
Bawasan mo ng 2,000
06:50.2
2,000 mabawas sa'kin?
06:56.2
Huwag bigyan mo na
06:57.2
Customer's always right
06:58.2
Sa customer naman yan eh
07:01.2
Magsafritisyo ka para sa kumpanya
07:06.2
Pahayag na po ako
07:10.2
Actually, dahil pamahay ka, gawin mo ng 3,000
07:15.2
Pag-gupit ka na din ng bagong gupit ha
07:18.2
Pangit ng gupit mo eh
07:33.2
Gusto ko lang sabihin na
07:35.2
kay Yoy din ibabawas yung pakain dito
07:37.2
Bukod sa pizza at sa lahat na
08:08.1
This is to inform Yoy
08:09.3
that you have been deducted
08:10.6
by the following.
08:12.8
lunch kaninang tanghali.
08:21.2
Starbucks natin kanina.
08:38.2
customer discount.
08:39.5
Customer discount
08:40.6
for today's video,
08:45.8
With a total amount of
08:59.5
hindi natin to kakainin
09:01.4
hanggat hindi mo firmahan
09:07.2
Jolene! Jolene! Jolene!
09:18.6
Sige, 60,000 na lang.
09:22.8
wheels on the south
09:29.1
Kung ayaw at sa gusto mo,
09:31.2
firmahan mo na yan.
09:55.6
dahil pinirmahan ni Yoy
09:58.4
ang 58,000 na utang
10:00.4
sa wheels on the south.
10:05.6
Hindi talaga kami
10:06.3
dito sa customer.
10:07.8
Dito sa mga tao namin
10:35.6
Thank you very much.
10:36.1
Kaya yung sinasabi nila
10:54.8
na empleyado mo ang magpayaman
10:58.6
huwag na huwag nyo silang pabayaan
11:01.0
huwag nyo silang pabayaan
11:02.9
makaalis ng buhay dito
11:34.8
I'm all creeping to my
11:44.8
I've got candles and candy
11:47.4
I can be your daddy
11:49.7
if you only let me
11:51.4
creep into your prison cell
11:53.6
hey baby can you tell
11:55.8
I'm not a criminal
11:57.5
you're just a seminal
12:04.8
to what's right for you
12:06.8
no matter who or when
12:08.8
or what we'll ever say
12:10.8
just find your way
12:34.8
I want you to stay true
12:36.8
I want you to stay true
12:40.8
to what's right for you
12:43.8
no matter who or when
12:45.8
or what we'll ever say
12:47.8
just find your way
12:51.8
gusto ko lang magpasalamat
12:53.8
lalong lalo kay Yoy
12:55.8
dahil ngayong araw na ito ay kumita ang
12:57.8
kumpanya ng 58,978
13:02.8
at dahil isa kang mabuting ehemplo
13:05.8
Yoy sa iyong mga katrabaho
13:07.8
palagpakan natin si Yoy
13:12.8
na ang utang niya na ito
13:21.8
ipinawawalan visa
13:27.8
magkahati-hati kayo sa utang na
13:35.8
sa inyo iaawas na itong
13:38.8
dapat na kay Yoy lang
13:40.8
naiintindihan niyo
13:48.8
ngayon merong kontrahata sa taas
13:50.8
pirmahan niyong lahat
13:56.8
hanggat hindi napirmahan
14:00.8
magkakabalik ka na
