00:51.5
Tang ina mo, Ken!
00:53.0
Tang ina mo, Ken!
00:55.0
Eh, sa'yo lang. Sa'yo lang na buhay.
00:56.5
Tang ina mo, Ken!
00:58.0
Mababalang bata mo!
01:07.0
Nagkita na ba yun? Nagka-swarmed!
01:11.0
Nagpagta yung taas!
01:12.0
Pinagkita ko nung turret ko!
01:16.0
Ina ka talaga, eh.
01:18.0
What the fuck is that?
01:19.0
What the fuck is that?
01:20.0
Sword of Damocles!
01:25.0
Huwag ka katagaw!
01:26.0
Huwag mo manahin yan!
01:30.0
Tang ina mo, Krenz!
01:31.0
Huwag mo manahin yan!
01:32.0
Huwag mo manahin yan!
01:33.0
Hindi ako ilalagad sa mortar!
01:35.0
Putang na-hit na patay ko, Idol!
01:37.0
Bro, huwag ka mag-determine sa akin!
01:41.0
Putang na-hit na mo!
01:46.0
Gago, nag-log na yung game ko.
01:48.0
Tarantato ko talaga dyan.
01:55.0
Democracy has landed!
01:57.0
Democracy has landed, right?
01:59.0
Ano'y kong cap on that one?
02:01.0
Tang ina mo, nagbato ko na naman ng ganyan!
02:08.0
Ang single centri na nga!
02:12.0
Puta, tapos lang. Wala akong ginawa.
02:14.0
I love this game.
02:15.0
I love this farm, bro!
02:18.0
It's gonna land now!
02:23.0
Okay, tara na, tara na.
02:24.0
Nag-land, nag-land.
02:25.0
Landing in progress na.
02:28.0
Nasa taas! Nasa taas!
02:30.0
Bumaya! Bumaya! Bumaya!
02:34.0
Bahala kayo! Bahala kayo!
02:36.0
Ken! Bakit nandito tayo?
02:38.0
Ken! Bakit nandito tayo muna?
02:40.0
Tumakas sa mga huling nandiyan!
02:42.0
Pili-pili lang tayo!
02:54.0
Bakit nandito ako si Gia?
02:56.0
Sinunta ko si Gia! Siya unang tumalong!
02:58.0
Alam ko doon yung landing area niya!
03:00.0
Sinundan kita! Sabi ko alam!
03:02.0
This guy no whatsapp!
03:04.0
Patayin doon yung whatsapp!
03:06.0
Ayaw ko ba tao lang lumalanding na aeroplano?
03:08.0
Patayin doon yung aeroplano!
03:10.0
Inaitay ko sa unasan na!
03:14.0
Yan doon kasi sumabog yung ano eh!
03:16.0
We fucked up bro!
03:20.0
Finally I can sleep!
03:22.0
Yeah bro you will sleep!
03:32.0
You guys are not done! I am done!
03:34.0
Damn are we gonna play one more or?
03:36.0
Of course not! You guys will play one more!
03:38.0
Dude let's do a main quest bro!
03:40.0
That was a main quest!
03:42.0
That wasn't a main quest! That was literally tower defense!
03:46.0
No! What the fuck!
03:48.0
So we're gonna do real missions now?
03:50.0
For the record bro!
03:52.0
For the record bro! Tara!
03:54.0
Para magamit ko lang yung shit ko!
03:56.0
Give us an automaton Chris!
03:58.0
Are we dropping boys?
04:00.0
Dito ka sa kalamatan!
04:02.0
Puta extreme to! Gago! Sarap!
04:06.0
If we die, we die!
04:08.0
Puta may mga automaton saka dito!
04:10.0
Puta may mga automaton saka dito!
04:12.0
Fuck you robot scum!
04:14.0
Puta ka na ba may precision strike agad dito!
04:20.0
Ang ina mo lang! Ang ina mo lang!
04:22.0
Ang ina mo lang! Ang ina mo lang!
04:34.0
No bro! Nagss order!
04:38.0
What the fuck did i do?
04:52.2
Ang tinawag ko, Gatling Gun.
04:54.7
Bakit yun yung lumalabas?
04:58.8
I think, I think, I think the automatons fucked ourself, fucked us, bro.
05:04.6
You're goddamn right.
05:06.7
I swear to God, nangyari yata sa akin yung nangyari kay Ken.
05:09.5
Yan, di ko tinawag yun.
05:10.6
Ako rin eh, ako yung machine gun.
05:12.5
Tapos putang ina, hindi ba yung lumalabas?
05:14.7
Ba't ganun, Chris?
05:17.4
I swear to God, bro.
05:18.9
I don't know, I swear to God, it's a recording.
05:20.7
O, okay, okay, it's a recording.
05:23.7
Hey, reinforce us, bro.
05:24.8
What the fuck is wrong with you, bro?
05:26.4
I can't, okay, I'm bugged.
05:28.1
Just kill yourself, bro.
05:31.5
I will die with you, my friends.
05:36.9
Just hold the grenade.
05:40.5
Puntang ina, meat so, bro.
05:43.2
Wala na yung guard dog.
05:45.8
Tu tu tu tu tuuuuuuuuuu.
05:53.4
O my God, patuloy ka sa dun!
05:57.5
Patay na agad si EO gaya.
05:58.6
What the fuck on this mission?
06:00.7
I swear, I swear to God, kung ginawa nila itong game na ito na parang ganun lang,
06:04.1
tower defense lang yung polytooling, that was more fun than this shit, no?
06:08.8
Not really, bro, you copy, bro?
06:11.5
No, bro, you just tired, bro.
06:14.6
na brouran yung discuss
06:16.1
mity秋an ng kinyamala sa Christie
06:27.0
bakit na mahal ko Ryze
06:41.0
I-Iraq sucks, bro.
06:46.0
Di, it's not good, bro.
06:49.0
Shoot down the guy driving the car.
06:59.0
Magbubuhay lang ako para mamatay.
07:04.0
Teka mo sa taas. Teka mo sa taas tayo.
07:06.0
The Jupiter-looking planet.
07:12.0
It's Saturn, bro. What the fuck are you doing?
07:15.0
Do you know what a Jupiter, man?
07:17.0
That's Jupiter, bro.
07:18.0
It's not Jupiter, bro. It's Saturn, bro.
07:20.0
Why is it Saturn then? It's not Saturn? What the fuck?
07:23.0
It's Saturn, bro.
07:24.0
I mean, Jupiter has rings but not that many, bro.
07:28.0
What the fuck are we doing here? Ito ba yung mission?
07:32.0
Ano ba? Oo nga. Paano ba ginagawa natin dito?
07:34.0
We're starting this fucking power generator.
07:37.0
Start it, Chris. Holy shit, we're dying, bro.
07:40.0
What the fuck nga yan ito, bro?
07:42.0
Oh my God, that guy's scary, bro.
07:44.0
Like mo sinabi niya?
07:45.0
Putang ina muka, ayop ka.
07:53.0
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
07:54.0
Move, move, move.
07:55.0
Just keep moving.
07:56.0
Do you wanna live with her?
07:57.0
No, just keep moving. Pata ka na.
07:60.0
Pungkat ang puta.
08:02.0
Just shoot the red thingy, bro. Yung core nila.
08:07.0
Tila ibon kong lumipad
08:12.0
Kitang nalang tumangkit.
08:13.0
Kitang nalang tumangkit.
08:18.0
Damn, namatay si Chris.
08:21.0
That's good, bro.
08:23.0
That's good, bro.
08:24.0
That's good, bro.
08:25.0
Wait, wait, wait.
08:27.0
What the fuck, man?
08:28.0
Okay, ano muna yan, Chris?
08:29.0
Para malagay natin tong ano na to.
08:31.0
Puta ka na, puro smoke lang?
08:33.0
What are we doing here, ah?
08:34.0
Puro smoke lang ito?
08:42.0
Nakakalala mo Chris.
08:46.0
Where did you guys put that?
08:47.0
Fucking hell, bro.
08:50.0
Hapat na lang ano natin.
08:53.0
Tara, tara, tara.
08:54.0
Move, move, move.
08:56.0
Putain ang dog mo yan.
09:12.0
All right, Rp85,000.
09:13.0
American-Bach 400.
09:19.0
Narinig ito sa akin ng.
09:22.0
Subikan n рад kong sa akin mo.
09:26.0
Okay, maaaring mag-aって lang bakit?
09:29.0
Na natin sa akin mo yun.
09:36.0
Ayan naman aroma.
09:37.0
T present, Rp85,000.
09:38.0
ah f**k you bro okay fine what do i do with this what do i do with this
09:42.0
utang na kinomi pag kinamarin yung baril
09:45.0
oo utang ko nalang ang sariling secret nalang iyon lahat
09:49.0
tangin ninyo hindi kayo masahan eh utangin ninyo
09:57.0
utang sa hiling reload nga siya ayan
10:05.0
tango ulit just keep running
10:08.0
oh kinakinan oh my god mali yung tumalbog yung ano ko
10:13.0
tabi ken takbo habang may lupa
10:18.0
i'm sorry kasi i reward you bro i reward you bro
10:23.0
hindi ako nakatakbo nalabobo ako sabi ko hindi ako nakatakbo
10:27.0
ang gila yung kataon ni ken nga
10:29.0
noo may pakti shotgun
10:31.0
puta na ilang beses ng team kill yung pindots ko
10:40.0
mata nakatayo lang ako dun kala ako what the fuck is going on
10:43.0
i told you bro when i say run you run okay?
10:47.0
nasira nasira na yung ano boy
10:50.0
gagawin bumalik nag self repair
10:56.0
puta nga naman ito what in the michael bay
11:01.0
oh fuck i hate space Iraq bro
11:04.0
fuck the side objectives boy
11:06.0
we cannot survive bro
11:10.0
to the lowest again
11:14.0
ato orbital strike
11:17.0
that was really unnecessary
11:20.0
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
11:24.0
it didn't even hit anything
11:27.0
no i killed that guy
11:33.0
just keep running guys
11:36.0
tangay na talaga may bubo talaga itong laruto
11:39.0
ikaw yung bubo gagaw
11:40.0
hindi yung nagre-release ako ng weapon
11:43.0
tas puta yun ang binababa iba
11:45.0
yun nga ganun din yun sa akin
11:57.0
tangay na mo binaril lang ako ni glo ko gagawin
12:03.0
binaril mo yung pumatayin sa akin sumabog siya
12:05.0
how is that my fault
12:09.0
smoke lang ang puta
12:12.0
isa na lang gagawin
12:13.0
ah maybe someone will reload my fucking rocket launcher
12:17.0
ginawa mo eh puta ka rin akong taga-re-reload
12:19.0
ang tagaling na kasing hindi kumuha eh
12:38.0
ah putang inamukin riz
12:45.0
that is your eagle
12:47.0
wow that is your eagle right there bro
12:49.0
that is your eagle right there bro
12:52.0
inamukin niyo bro
12:53.0
ano mo nangyari diba nangyari ulit yung
12:55.0
yung pinipinbat ko yung iwa pero ibayin dumating
13:02.0
granite launcher na ngayon
13:05.0
gacha na yung orbital strike ngayon
13:08.0
yes nataangin tayo
13:13.0
wag jan wag jan wag jan wag jan wag jan
13:15.0
what the fuck itong shot can go
13:19.0
aray ko aray ko aray ko
13:21.0
stupidest thing i've seen bro
13:25.0
what the fuck orbital strike
13:26.0
what the fuck orbital strike
13:27.0
tawag ko yung aso ko
13:28.0
kung mo tawagin na aso mo tawagin mo ako gaga
13:30.0
stop fucking calling shit
13:32.0
cluster bomb yung dumating
13:33.0
yung dumating ang buta
13:34.0
ang buo ko nung game
13:35.0
reinforce me para mag magano agad mag cool down
13:37.0
yan tama tama yun yung tama
13:39.0
this is our last time boys
13:43.0
you wanna live forever
13:46.0
ayun puta nakaano na siya yun
13:48.0
i'm not the english man
13:53.0
it's all on you guys
13:55.0
it's all on you now
13:56.0
puta na kukunit yung laser mo
14:01.0
who are you shooting?
14:02.0
why are you shooting?
14:11.0
reinforce yun wala
14:12.0
di ako makapag reinforce
14:15.0
huwag mo naka mawas
14:16.0
hanggang di pa naka pa pa
14:19.0
okay pasok pasok pasok
14:23.0
okay na okay nice everyone in
14:28.0
i'm not in don't do it
14:32.0
i hate space iraq bro
14:34.0
space afghanistan
14:36.0
space afghanistan man
14:40.0
tana pare paras tayong uuwi na may ptsd
14:46.0
nag bug na yun yung call
14:49.0
kung ano ni niya nabas
14:52.0
okay nagawa natin
14:53.0
magkano yung xp 150 lang
14:56.0
nah bro it was worth it bro
14:58.0
it was the friends along the way
14:60.0
the experience along the way man
15:01.0
the experience along the way man
15:09.0
tas na tas nga yun
15:10.0
puta 4k dapat yun
15:15.0
utang minawala ako
15:19.0
utang minawala yan
15:20.0
sa gilid ako nagtaga ganun
15:23.0
lakpak lang nga wa idol
15:26.0
sike na maraming fire
