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00:00.0
Are we gonna f***ing die?
00:30.0
Let's go to this place!
00:47.0
What the hell, man?
00:48.0
No, it doesn't...
00:49.5
Blond juice, mandatory.
00:52.0
Just how you know.
00:54.0
It's just how you know.
01:01.0
Blond juice, mandatory.
01:02.0
Blond beer or nothing.
01:20.0
Off mom back home with Uncle dip Somgoyang pa.
01:26.0
Who's the first to come along too?
01:33.0
final destination tayo
01:55.0
hindi ko ma explain
01:57.0
Ikaw na ba yung sasabay doon?
02:00.0
May kita natin dyan na yung max height ni Lagloco is somewhere doon.
02:05.0
So pag kami na ni Chris, kung tayo na ganun siguro iikot kayo.
02:08.0
Okay guys, so we're gonna do the giant swing thing dito sa Bohol.
02:13.0
So it's gonna swing from there 100 meters and then hanggang doon.
02:17.0
Puta na lang yun okay.
02:18.0
But look at this view daw.
02:20.0
I wish I could go fishing right over there.
02:23.0
Ang warm up ko lang ito.
02:24.0
Mamaya may mas extreme pa tayo.
02:26.0
Gagawin tayong parang bungee-ish canyon swing thing mamaya.
02:29.0
Tandem kami ni Ken kasi he's a pussy ass bitch.
02:34.0
Ay, ma pussy ass bitch?
02:35.0
Yeah bro, hindi mo kaya ng solo.
02:37.0
Puta nga naman ako.
02:42.0
Hindi ako magbabayad.
02:43.0
Mamaya yung bayad.
02:44.0
Kanina puta na he was like shaking in his fucking boot bro.
02:47.0
Pussy ass bitch bro.
02:53.0
Say that to yourself.
02:54.0
Huwag din mo akong kilala bro.
02:55.0
Hindi mo rin ba ako lala?
02:56.0
Huwag mo akong kilala.
02:57.0
I survived skydiving bro.
02:58.0
Parang ano lang ito.
02:59.0
Parang almusan lang ito para sa akin.
03:01.0
Usually mag no reaction challenge ako pero I'm gonna enjoy this.
03:03.0
Kasi kailangan kong buhayin dugo ko.
03:04.0
Okay ka na ba Ken?
03:06.0
Baka gusto mong mag back out Ken.
03:07.0
Hindi mo ba ako lala?
03:08.0
Baka mag back out ako.
03:23.0
Anita Maxwin 100 feet.
03:28.0
May gulot ako din.
03:30.0
May diarrhea ako pag may lumabas.
03:33.0
I wanna see that in slow mo.
03:34.0
Barang yung paglabas ng shit ni Ken na ba.
03:37.0
We're finally doing it right here right now Ken.
03:40.0
Ready hapo siya guys.
03:48.0
Punta kong mabuti.
03:49.0
Tumutunog ha idol.
03:51.0
Kaya pwede pong sumigaw dyan.
03:55.7
Tama tumutin ako, okay lang ba yun?
04:00.2
Holy shit, it's high as fuck.
04:03.2
Narinig mo ba yun?
04:04.7
Damn, it's scary here, bro.
04:08.5
I am terrified but look at the view, though.
04:14.5
This is terrifying.
04:15.5
I didn't sign up for this.
04:16.5
This is terrifying, Ken. I'm actually shaking in my feet, bro.
04:21.5
Do you realize how far we're gonna go down pagka ganito?
04:27.5
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:30.5
Okay, Ty, are you ready?
04:32.5
Ken, are you ready, Ken?
04:34.5
Yes! Let's get the last andes!
04:36.5
Or we're gonna f**king die.
04:37.5
Don't leave! Bounce away!
04:59.5
That was f**king terrible.
05:02.5
Oh, that's better than sex, bro.
05:07.5
That was f**king tough.
05:08.5
Parang ipak, bro.
05:09.5
That was f**king tough.
05:10.5
Oh, you're next, boy.
05:12.5
You guys are gonna get f**ked.
05:14.5
You guys are gonna get f**ked.
05:17.5
Oh, it's almost my turn.
05:23.5
Have a great time!
05:26.5
I didn't even die.
05:34.5
We survived, Ken.
05:36.5
We're better than normal human beings.
05:38.5
Alamin, naramdaman mo sa simula, Ken?
05:40.5
That's skydiving, bro.
05:43.5
Pero nung gumano na tayo, I was like, okay.
05:45.5
Nakuha na natin yung terminal velocity.
05:49.5
This is shaking, bro.
05:52.5
I think I lost my dick, Ken.
05:55.5
Huwag tayong maligay na mula.
06:01.5
You wanna go until you get to the top, bro?
06:05.5
Hindi, nasa top na tayo.
06:09.5
Sabi ko parang...
06:13.5
That was easy, guys.
06:17.5
Yung plan siya, man.
06:20.5
Kahit walang lubid.
06:22.5
Isang beses mo lang gagawin eh.
06:24.5
Look at vanilla, bro.
06:25.5
It's like a represent.
06:35.5
Guys, ang lalim na nunginingin niya wala pa siya sa taas.
06:36.5
Vanilla, you sure?
06:41.5
Vanilla, you sure you okay?
06:43.5
Probably gana pass out, you know?
06:44.5
probably gana pass out, you know?
06:46.5
Probably gana pass out.
06:47.5
Probably gana pass out.
06:48.5
Hindi gana be fine.
06:49.5
Hindi gana be fine.
06:50.5
Di ako kinakabahan sa ano.
06:51.5
Kasi na-try na natin.
06:52.5
Kasi na-try na natin.
06:53.5
Kasi kinakabahan ako.
06:54.5
I'm fed up with Chris, oh!
06:55.5
Patat, talagang mabigat.
06:56.5
Patat, talagang mabigat.
06:58.5
Sa akin pa to ah.
06:59.5
Sige, pag kayo natapon.
07:00.5
Wala talagang kayong mapanood na vlog.
07:03.5
Tagalito ka to akin.
07:05.5
Ay, ito gusto ko.
07:12.0
Parang nakikita na lang yung reaction niya
07:13.3
Parang di maubots yung bat
07:15.0
Legit talaga ganun lang ito
07:19.0
Hindi nakatutok namin
07:24.0
Like the funniest thing ever bro
07:26.0
Hearing their screams of death
07:31.5
How are you good bro?
07:33.0
I'm not really...
07:36.0
Tangka mo huwag kang golong
07:43.5
At least tayo masaya na tayo
07:44.5
Pag makikita yung kanilala
07:45.5
Yung pinanood nila tayo
07:47.5
Hindi sila masaya
07:50.5
Tayo, pag namanapad natin sila
08:18.5
Ito bagay, yung tas nila
08:22.5
Jiwa pa tayo kanina yung pinanood po?
08:25.5
P счagat siya, ano parang masarap
09:59.5
Talaw! Malalaglag na kami, boy!
10:03.5
Sa'yo na yun naman.
10:04.5
Gusto ko na ng durian ice cream.
10:06.5
Natuwa ako doon sa...
10:10.5
Gago, nagulat nga ako biglang...
10:12.5
Gumunin nga yung katawin niyo. Gumunin ko.
10:14.5
Maliban yung pangit ng pagkakana.
10:17.5
Lahat ng tumunog.
10:19.5
Doon sa kanan ko, gago.
10:21.5
Guys, eto kami ngayon sa Danaw, Bohol!
10:24.5
Let's explore! Let's go!
10:27.5
Find them, drone!
10:58.5
If we look really closely, shoot!
10:59.5
We're making sure we don't get devasted by enemies.
11:02.5
Nancy, sit tight!
11:03.5
Why we get confused about things?
11:04.5
Those two guys may go up
11:37.0
Oh my goodness bro
11:41.5
Oh we're gonna die
11:43.8
That was a canyon right there bro
11:49.0
Being a trooper bro
11:54.2
For democracy Chris
11:58.3
Wala siyang no choice
11:59.0
Nagdala pa si Chris ng gopro
12:01.0
Magdala ka ng gopro
12:04.2
Lagyan natin ang tali
12:09.3
I give you permission with this
12:12.3
Mamaya yung i-adjust mo
12:15.7
Pag nasa baba ka na
12:16.7
Pag wala kang maramdaman sakit
12:18.1
Pero pag masakit sir hindi kita itutuloy sir ha
12:22.6
Magtutulong sa'yo sa baba e
12:23.9
Pag walang maramdaman sir
12:29.2
Itutuloy kita pagulog
12:30.2
Tapos pag balik mo dito
12:31.4
Pag malapit ka na sa akin
12:32.6
May ihagis ako sa iyong tali sir
12:34.5
Salawin mo lang yung ihagis ko sa'yo
12:37.8
Paano pag di ko nasalo
12:39.2
Diyan ka muna mag swing swing
12:42.6
Yan importante kasi yun e
12:52.2
Pabigat ka lang yung tali
12:54.6
Atras kanang konti
12:59.1
Pasmado ako mapapipitawang ko to
13:02.6
Lijet mapipitawang ko to
13:08.8
Diyan napapressure yung aking stomach
13:12.8
Yung sama ka sa ribs
13:14.5
Sa ribs okay lang yung ribs
13:18.2
Pasaka higpit yan
13:20.3
Yung importante yung buto mo
13:28.6
Pag nakalampitin ka na yan,
13:43.6
Kala ko zapit na eh.
13:52.6
Let's f***ing go, guys!
14:09.0
Let's f***ing go!
14:13.2
Let's f***ing go!
14:22.6
Let's f***ing go!
14:52.6
I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD!
15:00.6
How did you go back up?
15:06.6
Can I get up now?
15:20.6
Mas nakakatakot to?
15:24.6
Kung nararamdaman ko yung adrenalin
15:26.6
mas makaaramdaman mo yun
15:34.6
Atras yung kamay, sir
15:36.6
Itukod sa inyong kamay
15:38.6
Itukod sa lingkod
15:40.6
Yan na, okay, good na
15:56.6
Nakarecord ka dyan?
16:04.6
Press those thumbs away
16:08.6
Now, press those thumbs away
16:12.6
Press those thumbs away
16:14.6
Press those thumbs away
16:16.6
Press those thumbs away
16:46.6
Mga kauping mga kata yung ka!
17:11.6
1M sub this year!
17:14.6
Pinagagawa namin sa buhay namin!
17:18.6
Nagagawang saya, boy!
17:21.6
Nagagawang awas din, no?
17:30.6
Kalak ko yung ulog ako ulit!
17:34.6
Alright, here we go, guys!
17:38.6
I'm still, still shaking in my boots!
17:42.6
Una yung pangat, pangatlo!
17:45.6
Ina, look at this freaking view, though!
17:56.6
Pwede ka na pinaka?
18:08.6
This is gonna suck so much!
18:18.6
Straight na lang!
18:26.6
We are really doing it!
18:27.6
We are really doing it!
18:35.6
We are gonna die!
19:00.6
Let's freaking go!
19:23.6
Du-du-du-du-du...
19:28.6
Never doing that again!
19:31.6
Honestly scarier than skydiving!
19:33.6
Skydiving. I only saw clouds here. I saw the canopy, everything. I have like a point of reference.
19:41.9
Next stop, bungee jumping.
19:47.9
I feel like I was reborn.
19:57.9
We didn't do this toss bro.
19:59.9
We did not sign up for this bro.
20:03.6
Love love, I love you more.
20:05.6
Family ko, I love you.
20:09.6
Ayan, kaya medyo gumawa.
20:13.6
Baba na kita sir ha.
20:15.6
Sige. Nakalak naman to kaya ha.
20:31.6
Love love, I love you more.
21:21.6
Love love, I did it!
21:27.6
kumundi tayo tayo guys.
21:29.6
Mukhang yung ano lang, nakakatakot lang yung pababa.
21:33.6
pag si swing swing ka na medyo, okay na yung velocity.
21:37.6
Yung pinakababa lang. Yun lang yung nakakatakot.
21:39.6
Bilang wow, parang walang ka ng gravity.
21:41.6
Oh my god, that was an experience like, one lifetime experience.
22:52.9
Alright guys, nandito na kami sa, what is this?
22:57.2
The Chocolate Hills.
22:58.9
The fakest, yeah, the fakest hills I've ever seen.
23:02.2
So perfect looking, looks so fake, but for some reason it's been here for thousands of years.
23:07.0
How did it come to be? We don't really know.
23:10.1
But it looks nice though.
23:11.6
One of the what, Chris?
23:13.2
One of the famous natural wonders of the world.
23:16.6
Yeah, no wonder it's a wonder, Chris. Looks fake as heck.
23:19.8
Damn, look at that.
23:21.7
Buhol government, how did you do it? How did you manage to make these fake hills?
23:26.9
I've always seen this in the books, you know, yung mga bata tayo.
23:30.5
Ano masasabi mo, Ken?
23:32.1
Very nice. Nakita ko nga sa textbooks to, ngayon nandito na ako.
23:35.1
I can't believe it, man.
23:39.1
How about this guy?
23:42.2
There you go, that's my boy right there.
23:46.9
Man, those chocolate hills, definitely would.
23:57.4
Ayun, there you go.
24:02.5
Kung mga kiti, kiti ka lang sa homestay, man.
24:05.3
Why are you, why are you, uh, making a time check?
24:09.5
Why are you making a time check?
24:10.7
Why are you making a time check?
24:11.6
There's no, there's no eagle like that.
24:13.6
It's not an eagle.
24:15.3
It's not an eagle.
24:17.3
There's no, there are no more monkey eating eagles around.
24:20.0
It's an eagle, Chris.
24:21.1
What the f**k is wrong with you?
24:22.2
It's not even an eagle.
24:23.4
It's a normal mob eagle, Chris.
24:24.8
What kind of eagle?
24:25.5
It's an eagle, Chris.
24:37.1
Alright, side follow the trail.
24:38.3
We gave it to the umbrella for you, Sandala.
24:40.8
So, we hit the trail.
24:41.5
We're now here deep in the jungles of the whole Vila Aurora, where we're in the search for the very elusive nocturnal tache, the smallest primate in the freaking world, smaller than Chris's d**k.
25:06.2
That's what you guys, you know, just for a science comparison.
25:11.5
So, here, we have to stop observing silence to start.
25:15.1
Once the tache is, get stressed out, they commit suicide.
25:27.2
Looks like there's one right there.
25:29.9
Doon ito sa may, parang may payong na dahon dyan.
25:36.1
It's like, ano, ano pang may payong na dahon dyan.
25:38.7
Oh, may pwak niyo.
26:10.5
Particularly valuable.
26:11.5
Look at that, Ken.
26:14.2
Isn't that the most wonderful, most majestic creature you've ever seen?
26:20.1
I'll probably fit my hand, my pose.
26:27.9
Quite lucky today, we really spotted two mature Tarshish.
26:33.1
I wonder if we're gonna see even more along the way.
26:41.5
Maybe tambayin naman pala ngayon.
26:52.6
Feeling ko, tambayin naman yun.
26:56.2
Kasi, that leaf over there is very natural.
27:01.4
It's not belong to that tree.
27:03.3
So it looks like that Tarshish has made that place as its home.
27:08.9
They purposely put that leaf there.
27:10.9
So that Tarshish,
27:12.6
May gel Tarshish.
27:26.8
Nakakanta ko, naka て스랑 Cheng lifestyle.
27:33.4
They don't do that anymore, I think.
27:37.2
governmentalrakay stress
27:38.6
Ikaw na nalaman ako kaya kaya barabали ka ang video itong,
27:41.2
Dito sa akin, dahil hinawakan ko dito.
27:43.7
Oo, picture nyo, tarsier na sa ulo, yung tarsier na nandito.
27:46.2
Dito at dito, ayaw naman na.
27:48.7
Hindi ko alam kung same place yun dati.
27:50.7
But, you know, those were the, they were testing the limits.
27:58.7
Ayun, ayun, isa yun.
28:28.2
Kumabot siya dito.
28:29.2
Oh, shit! Kung kung si Phil.
28:30.7
Pupi na kinamukha.
28:35.2
It was probably you, bro.
28:36.7
I was probably you.
28:41.2
Let's buy this cheese.
28:42.2
Let's buy this cheese, bro.
28:43.2
Let's buy this cheese, bro.
28:55.2
Guys, ito yung best tarsier merch dito.
29:05.2
You are my first love.
29:09.2
Subtitles by the Amara.org community
29:39.2
Kitsa lang, may gojong po ito.
29:44.2
Masaya ba si Juju Saturu?
30:01.2
Parang kumain ng durian.
30:06.2
Ito yung wafer. So good!
30:37.2
Ano mo hindi yun?
31:04.2
So, you're doing your thing, hot dog!
31:07.2
So, finish your hot dog, Chris.
31:14.2
You do me like that, ha?
31:15.2
Kiniisahan niyo ako ngayon, ha?
31:18.2
Ayan, let's do this, Chris.
31:23.2
Reminds me of Drake's Gleezy.
31:28.2
Let's see how you do it, Chris.
31:31.2
Do it for another one.
31:33.2
You do be doing it, boy, ha?
31:35.2
You do be busting it.
31:50.2
Really taking your time.
32:03.2
Almost got in your camera.
32:26.2
That was our Bohol Adventure.
32:28.2
Maraming maraming salamat po sa panunood
32:30.2
and also maraming maraming salamat
32:34.0
Which is Blue Freedom Apnea
32:35.9
Thank you so much for sponsoring our stay there
32:38.2
And for facilitating yung tour namin doon
32:41.5
And for providing the transportation
32:44.3
Para makapunta kami doon sa aming bowl adventure
32:46.5
I forgot the name of the place
32:48.4
But we had a lot of fun there
32:50.0
Never namin na expect na magpa-plunge kami
32:53.8
Sabi lang nila namin
32:55.4
Magkano tayo, gagawa tayo ng extreme activity
32:58.9
But we didn't expect it to be that extreme
33:01.5
So that will forever be a core memory sa amin
33:05.7
And I'm just happy we survived to be honest
33:09.5
Also hindi lang yun yung ginawa namin
33:11.4
Kung hindi nyo pa napapanood yung free diving challenge video namin
33:14.4
Which was sponsored as well by Blue Freedom Apnea
33:16.9
Then check it out
33:18.7
I don't know kung may link or something
33:22.2
Sana na enjoy nyo
33:23.4
And hopefully we can do more stuff in the future
33:26.6
Sa mga iba nanonood dyan
33:28.1
Mag gusto nyo rin kami i-challenge sa mga ibang mga bagay
33:30.8
May nito namin nagagawa
33:31.9
Might be open to collaborating with you guys for that one
33:35.8
We are openly seeking for more thrills and experiences
33:40.4
For Pinoy Strikes
33:43.0
If you guys have any comments
33:45.1
Then leave it there below
33:46.8
And also don't forget to subscribe
33:48.9
And like this video
33:51.5
And all of those things YouTubers tell you to do
33:54.7
Let's freaking go
34:00.8
Thank you for watching
