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00:00.0
Ken, any last words, Ken?
00:02.0
Wait lang, wait lang, wait lang, wait lang. Paano ba ba sumugin?
00:04.0
Anong last words mo? Anong last words mo, Ken?
00:15.0
Guys, welcome na sa pag-bago
00:24.0
Okay, we're playing hand simulator
00:27.0
Nandito lang kami ngayon kasi f**k you sila
00:31.0
Wait, what are we doing?
00:32.0
Helldiver, gagawin lang!
00:36.0
Paano kung kakroach tayo?
00:37.0
Hindi pa tayo kakroach, mama!
00:39.0
Paano mag-change ng kamay?
00:41.0
Ship, ship, ship, ship
00:42.0
How do you hold this shit?
00:44.0
Like your dick, bro
00:46.0
Bro, how do you hold this shit?
00:48.0
Syempre hindi ka makarelate kasi hindi ganito ka laki yung playtime, ah
00:54.0
Katalo man ako sa laro na to, puto!
00:56.0
At least pa lang ako!
00:59.0
Wait lang, hindi ko pa rin...
01:00.0
Hindi ko maano, hindi ko ma...
01:03.0
Hindi ko makuha, gagawin!
01:06.0
Puta ka na ng laro to
01:12.0
Ayan na, ayan na, ayan na
01:14.0
Ayan na, susokto ko to sa puwit mo, bro
01:16.0
Paano ko itaas, bro?
01:22.0
Ayaw itaas, gagawin!
01:28.0
Oh, s**t! I'm doing it!
01:33.0
Mouse wheel, mouse wheel
01:36.0
Hindi, hindi mataas eh
01:38.0
Ay, gagawin din niya kung mataas!
01:39.0
Puta siya, masyado ba tayo mahina?
01:41.0
Parang alam ko na
01:42.0
Parang alam ko na
01:43.0
Parang alam ka na
01:44.0
I'm doing it, bro
01:45.0
How do you do it?
01:46.0
Hindi mo kailangan ng dalawang kamay, you f**king s**t
01:47.0
Hindi mo kailangan ng dalawang kamay?
01:49.0
Putang inang yan, hindi ko rin mataas, ang bigat na
01:52.0
Ang bigat, gagawin!
01:54.0
This is like my first...
01:55.0
This is like the night I lost my virginity, bro
01:58.0
Ay, yo, bago may barilhan ko na...
01:59.0
Ang hirap hanapin ng butas, bro
02:09.0
Oh, p**a na, pasok ko, bro!
02:10.0
Tutok mo muna! Tutok mo muna!
02:16.0
Just the tip lang pala, p**a! Tangina!
02:19.0
Tangina, bro! Ayaw!
02:21.0
Talaglag na naman!
02:26.0
Ayaw, pumasok, bro! Ba't gano'n?
02:28.0
Ito ang putang ina
02:29.0
Parang mali tayo dito, bro
02:31.0
Oh, paano ba yung taas ng putang?
02:33.0
Inangat mo yung kamay mo
02:35.0
Huwag kang mauhulog, putang ina naman, bro
02:42.0
I'm doing it, bro!
02:44.0
Someone gonna die today, bro!
02:48.0
Putang ina mo, ina!
02:49.0
Do it, Ken! Do it!
02:50.0
Do it, Ken! Do it!
02:52.0
Ba't tayo pumasok, putang ina mo?
02:54.0
That's what she said
02:59.0
Correct daw, bro!
03:00.0
P**a, matikas na to, bro!
03:02.0
Putang ina! Easy na to, bro!
03:03.0
Di nakalala yung loop to!
03:04.0
Alam ko na! Alam ko na!
03:09.0
Okay, I gots ko na! I gots ko na!
03:10.0
P**a, this is every f**king man
03:11.0
when they first saw p**sy, bro!
03:14.0
Eh, na'y kamay ko! Balik na'y kamay ko!
03:25.0
Ayaw lang ko na, putang ina mo!
03:28.0
Ayaw! Sumakto tang ina! Masyado magalaw yung ano ko!
03:30.0
Ayon! Masyado makulit!
03:32.0
Is it in? Is it in? Is it in?
03:37.0
Putang ina ba't lumabas?
03:42.0
Putang na natin! I'm gonna die!
03:52.0
Huwag ka mahulog, ha! Gago ka!
03:55.0
Putang ina! Kasado na, bro!
03:58.0
Tang ina niyo, ah!
04:00.0
Putang ina, paano to?
04:01.0
Sino sa inyo gusto mamatay, ha?
04:03.0
Huwag may tutok sa akin!
04:04.0
Si Neil may tutok!
04:08.0
Kasi si Neil ba to? Yung nasa kanang ko?
04:11.0
Nasa right mo! Nasa right mo!
04:12.0
Ayon na! Ayon na!
04:17.0
Ayon, Neil! Are you ready to die, Neil?
04:19.0
Are you ready to fucking die?
04:21.0
Ay, putang ina! Ay, tang ina! Galaw, bro!
04:24.0
Ayan, ayan! Ito! Ito! Perfect! Perfect!
04:27.0
Neil, do you have any last words, Neil?
04:30.0
Ito, napasok ko na! Napasok ko na! Pinapasok ko na!
04:34.0
Ayaw! Putang ina mo!
04:36.0
Isugon kita, tang ina ka!
04:38.0
Aputid mo, putang ina ka!
04:40.0
Ayan! Ayan! Almost there, bro!
04:42.0
Grab it! Grab it!
04:47.0
Putang ina mo! Napasok ko na ata!
05:11.0
Putang ina, hindi kumangat!
05:12.0
Hindi nyo, kaya pasok yung mga titi nyo!
05:14.0
Putang ina, fuck this shit! I give up, bro!
05:19.0
Fuck this! You would have loved this, bro!
05:21.0
I would love this shit!
05:25.0
Hanggang ngayon, hindi mo pa rin napapasok, Neil? Ano ba yan?
05:27.0
Hindi ko pa rin mapapasok!
05:28.0
Tang ina, tuyo na yan, bro!
05:31.0
Ang ina yan, tuyo na yan, bro! Tang ina!
05:36.0
Tang ina, makatip na ako!
05:39.0
Are you watching this, Neil?
05:42.0
Hindi mo makagalaw.
05:43.0
Puta, kung nakikita nyo lang yung mukha ko, puta!
05:44.0
Ang ina, para alam mo yung...
05:45.0
Pinapakasok mo yung corayom!
05:46.0
Puta, yun yung mukha ko!
05:48.0
Putang inang kamay yan!
05:52.0
You're gonna die, boy!
05:54.0
You're gonna die!
05:56.0
Putang ina mo, Gian!
05:59.0
Pauna ako, pauna!
06:00.0
Any last words, Gian?
06:01.0
Na, bro! You're gonna die, bro!
06:03.0
You're gonna die, bro!
06:05.0
Puta, patayin mo yun!
06:06.0
Umikot ka po, kanina mo!
06:07.0
Nag-cratch ko pa, Neil!
06:08.0
Di bilib, di bilib, di bilib, Neil!
06:11.0
You're gonna die right here, right now!
06:13.0
Pinitigal ko na, boy!
06:14.0
Papasabugin ko na!
06:16.0
You're gonna die, bro!
06:52.0
Hindi pa iyon, baby!
07:00.0
I was gonna say...
07:02.0
I how are atmanan!
07:11.0
I am gonna die right here, dude!
07:14.0
Kailan kayo doon e?
07:16.0
Wala sa script mo.
07:18.0
Wala sa script mo.
07:20.0
Tangina mo ni Ken walang ganunan.
07:22.0
Tangina mo ni Ken walang ganunan.
07:24.0
Tangina mo ni Ken walang ganunan.
07:26.0
Tangina mo ni Ken walang ganunan.
07:28.0
Tangina mo. Pakamatay ka na. Hayop ka.
07:30.0
Dago, di ka pa paano ito?
07:32.0
Parang masabogin ito.
07:34.0
Pinutok ko na bro e.
07:36.0
Ang daya po ni Ken.
07:38.0
Ang daya po ni Ken.
07:40.0
Patay na dapat po siya doon.
07:46.0
Oh shit. Boom. Putang ina mo.
07:48.0
Pressure. Pressure.
07:56.0
Panahal na dapat ako e. Double kill
07:58.0
dapat din e. Putang ina mo e.
08:06.0
Putang ina mo, Neil.
08:10.0
Ako yung kakrouch.
08:12.0
Ay putang ina ko rin.
08:14.0
Putang ina ko rin.
08:22.0
Eat all the sugar Ken.
08:28.0
Ito yung PR raw sa kagawa.
09:14.0
Okay lang, okay lang. I will, I will, I will survive, bro.
09:18.6
Pag-check ka. Pag-check ka ako. Pag-check.
09:20.9
Pag-check masin din.
09:22.6
Hindi pwede, gago.
09:23.8
Kain ko na lahat na lahat eh.
09:27.7
What? What the fuck?
09:28.8
Ano? Di ba ako kumakain? Ano to?
09:30.4
Kung paano pa kumain eh.
09:31.7
How to extend the fucking shit.
09:34.0
Di ko kaya abot dyan, oh!
09:35.2
Eh, paano kumain?
09:36.7
Wait, wait, wait. Time first, time first, time first.
09:38.2
Ma-append mo nga F1. Wala naman nakalagay dito.
09:40.7
F1 ka, Neil. Makikita mo rin eh.
09:42.0
Hindi, wala rin eh.
09:42.9
May ano ka ba? May sugar counter ka ba, ano?
09:45.4
Meron, na-append.
09:46.4
Kainan time first to. Tanginan eh to.
09:48.2
Kinakuha pa rin ako, gago.
09:54.9
Tatry ko lang kainin eh.
09:56.3
Gago, pwede pala ako magkat. Spider-Man pala ako, idol.
10:01.4
Ayun, kinain ko na. Kailangan talaga kainin.
10:04.4
Ano ba? Ano ba na kain?
10:05.8
Ay, wala na kainin. Naulog ako.
10:07.2
Kaya kikilitiin kita, Neil. Tanginan mo.
10:09.2
Ito, marami pag-sugar dito ni Ken.
10:11.9
Sama ba? Sama ba?
10:12.9
Sama ba? Sama ba? Sama ba?
10:14.4
Ang tangin, nagmumukbang ako dito, bro.
10:22.5
What the hell is this?
10:25.5
Tanginang paayon ng baho.
10:27.5
Ang baho ng paa mo.
10:29.7
Rini-start ko. Rini-start ko. Rini-start ko.
10:32.2
Ayan, ako. Ako. Pasok kayo.
10:35.7
Start ka na. Start ka na.
10:40.5
I have to put you.
10:41.7
I have to put you guys.
10:42.9
Ang kababuhan mo palanil.
10:45.1
Ang kababuhan mo palanil.
10:46.4
Tinapon mo lahat ng sugar.
10:48.4
Dapat takatin namin yan, eh.
10:50.8
Hindi kayo makakamukbang hanggat nandito ako.
10:57.2
Ang tanginang mo.
10:59.0
Munti ka kumagawa!
11:00.0
Parang crane game lang sa Japan, eh.
11:01.3
Puntangin na yan.
11:12.9
Hindi mo po makain!
11:16.6
Hindi tayo makuha dyan.
11:17.9
Hindi tayo makuha.
11:19.1
Hindi tayo makuha.
11:23.0
Oo, ginakain na niyo.
11:28.2
Hindi ka to shit!
11:29.4
Hindi ka to shit!
11:38.9
Nakain ka na, idol.
11:39.6
E, umalis ka dyan!
11:40.6
Kinakain ka na, idol.
11:42.9
Kaya mga garap-garap.
11:44.9
Boy! Huwag mabuatan!
11:46.9
Kutas sa prakain mo dyan bro! Idol ha! Puta!
11:50.9
Ang hirap naman! Hindi mo mapupulot diba?
11:53.9
Dapat pinapatay na lang eh!
11:55.9
Bakit kailangan itago yung ipi?
11:57.9
Dapat pinapatay na lang eh! Putang inangin eh!
12:00.9
Kadiri puta! Iba naman! Iba pang hirap.
12:03.9
Iba naman! Ang pakna shit!
12:05.9
What self-disrespecting person?
12:08.9
Kataguin yung ipi sa jar.
12:12.9
Itang inangyas! Kill him!
