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Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday!

Thank you!

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday Sir!

Thank you!

Ang awkward talaga pagkaraan eh.

Ito pa ba dapat yung ginagawa ko?

So, mostly baka cancel ako nga pala si Mari

test para magkita legit

picture sa Pilipinas.

Okay na po kami.

Simulan na natin aga dahil kaka-birthday lang din

ni Paulol nung huli

kasabayan si Alex Gonzaga

nagsakto na merodic issue

na naganap eh Alex G.

Ate panoorin saglit. Nag viral to na sobrang

bilis.

Birthday nare!

Birthday ni Alex G.

Happy Birthday!

Sa halos 12 second clip na yun may kita mo

napakarami emosyon. Wala ko tinanong

anong klaseng cake to. Mukha siyang

dinugoan. Bakit ganyan? Pangmayaman

ba tong cake? Hindi ko alam pero hindi ko to

na-appreciate. Pagkalawa,

ang itsura ni Kuya. So nagkaroon

ng mga matagal na debate

sa social media na galing siya mararamdaman

ni Kuya. Patadaanan natin

lahat. Ang una muna syempre ay

ang mga anti kay Alex Gonzaga

na sinasabi niya na laging late,

pa-diva daw at laging delayed

at laging alam niya siya ang bida kasi

meron siyang batak talaga. Meron siyang

social media presence na hiniwakaw

sa kahit kanino lang na celebrity.

Tulad ito yung isang example kay John Mark

na pati daw pag cue

ng kanyang acting, hindi daw niya magawa

at kung ano-ano pa. Well, umalma

ang mga netizens at iba't iba't mga celebrities

tungkol sa nangyaring ito.

Ito naman yung pro kay Alex Gonzaga

tulad na sinabi ni Miss I'm Chris

Lawrence, so now it's bad to put cake

on someone's face during a birthday?

I thought that was a normal thing.

Napakadali kasi mag-interpret na isang

bagay lalo na sa iba't ibang lente.

Iba't ibang nating mga pinagdaanan.

Tulad lang dun sa kanina, kung yun

nag-playout pa, 12 seconds lang yun.

Kung nag-playout pa yun ang sabihin natin,

tumatawa siya, binabaan niya yung

kanyang mask, tapos nilagyan din

si Alex Gonzaga, ibang story na

magagad yun. Ganyan ang lente ng

social media. Yan ang lente ng media

in the first place. Bago pa nagkaroon ng mga tao

ng kakayanan na mag-record

para sa kanilang sarili. Tulad yung nangyari

dun sa birthday niya, napakaraming lente,

napakaraming camera, iba't ibang

anggolo, iba't ibang pangyayari.

So dapat unang gawin nito ni Alex Gonzaga

e bawal na mag-record every time

ikagawin siya. Kasi alam mo naman sa social media,

napakadaling matwist yan

depende sa taong nag-iisip.

Dadaan natin mga memes tungkol dito.

O pagko ka magsalita

taong galit, sinagsalita

rin ang pamilya ni Alex

Gonzaga na sabi niya,

yung drawing flak after a claim of her smearing icing

on the face of a server during her birthday celebration

went viral on social media. Nagtanala

smear campaign sa reputasyon

ni Alex Gonzaga. Sano walang Bible

verse ako makikita? Bawal yun.

So sinabi nila dito na matagal na daw nila

kakilala yung may-ari ng

catering service na yun at ang mga tao dun.

Hindi naman daw gagawin yun ni Miss Alex

Gonzaga kung hindi nila kaano-ano.

At yun ang hindi alam ng tao. Hindi ko siya

dinai-defend dito pero yun nga diba,

napakadali maiba ang epekto sa iyo

na isang bagay pag hindi kompleto

ang impormasyong meron ka. Kaya napakadali

ikalat ang fake news. Kaya

napakadali gumawa ng mga smear campaigns.

Kasi tanggal nyo mo lang out of context

sa isang sinasabi ng tao, eh madali

na agad maiba ang storya.

Ito pa ba dapat yung ginagawa ko?

Magpunas ng cake kung di sila magkakilala

ng said waiter. Huwag ka rin kakain

ng puwet kung di mo mahal. Huwag kumakain

kayo ng puwet ng manok. Diba? Kita mo?

Ang laki na agad differential kung hindi ko sinabi yung

yung sumunod na sentence doon. Diba?

Ibigay ako ng aking sariling opinion.

Alam ko wala na itatanong pero lahat

kasi sa social media meron. So kung sasaba

daan din tayo. Pamaya pagkatapos sa mga memes

galing kay MG.

Birthday namin!

Birthday ni MG!

Woooo!

Woooo!

Hahaha!

In an alternate universe.

Pero nga close nga daw sila.

So may tinatawag dito na parang

empathy fallacy na mamaya natin

i-explain. Daalam muna natin yung mga memes.

Basi importante yung memes sa akin kaysa dito sa mga problema

ng mga mayayaman. May waiter na tahimik

nagtatrabaho, Alex Consaga.

May gustuhan niyo mag-enjoy e.

When I may napakupala ng ugali ko

at may opponent. Talagang galit

na galit sila kay Alex. Nahihintay ako naman

kasi di naman lahat ng tao ay tulad si Alex Consaga.

Diba?

Hahaha!

Alala ko ito yung

ito ba yung sa Ash Wednesday

let's. Kasi yung cake kasi e.

Hindi yan pinahin po siya.

Minumog na na yan sa cake e.

When the customer

service strikes back. Kami naman

galit na ako kung nakakain ang cake na to

kesa ipahin ko sa mukha ko.

Okay sandali mo!

Tsaka naman nag-i-edit pa. Nag-i-render ko ne

pikla lumabas na sa ABS-CBN.

Okay na po kami. Matapos mabati ko

mag-ausap ni Alex Consaga. Ang waiter

na pinahiran niya ng cake sa mukha.

Kaya Alan Crisostomo. Humingi na po ako

manin sa kanya actress noong Enero 17. Noong

birthday ko mismo nag-sorry siya. Yan ang kapangyarihan

na ating birthday. Mayroon siyang pa-IR

recibo. Kunan lang pa-visit siya.

So ito yung kalilang photo. Nakakatawan.

Last January 17 around 6.30

nasa work po ako pumunta

si ma'am Alex kusahan po nag-work

then nag-apologize and nag-sorry siya sa akin

tapos kunting kwento at sinabi ko po sa kanya

okay na po yung nangyari. Okay na po.

Gusto ko yung gano'ng

parang siyang nag-guidance lang yun. Okay na po

kami. Di ba ba tinanong ko okay

ba siya? Okay. I'm sure

pwede niya isipin. Ako siyempre

alakan na po. Sapat okay lang sa akin. Di ba?

Nakakataway yung ganitong

klaseng sinasakal. Okay na po kami.

Okay na siya. Di ba? Doon pala yung pagsabi

pala niya ng. Ayoko masyado kong

pinapalaki. Pero yung pagsabi niya okay na po

kami. Hindi naman to away niyo

e. Ikaw to

Alex papunta sa kanya. Hindi yun

tungkol sa iyo. Ito na naman tayo sa mga

employers yun na masyado pinapaikot

sa kanilang mundo. Hindi to tungkol sa iyo. Tungkol to

sa kanya. Okay na siya ang mas gusto ko

sanang narinig. Pero pwede na to

ano pa naman pa. Ano pa ba magagawa natin?

Di ba? So ayun. Nice!

Pwede ko na ba marender? Wala na ba magpapag-guidance

kay Madam Alex? Typical

Pinoy crap.

Yung may issue na naman si Alex Gonzaga.

Nahalala ko lang yung isa niya episode na

ang title, When you are always the bad guy.

Being authentic and

raw to yourself will always make you look like

the bad guy, sabi niya.

So nga, hindi masama magpapatutuo

pero kung lagi ka nagpapatutuo

tapos lagi kang nagmumukhang masama

baka naman masama ka nga talaga

at hindi ka victim ng mapanghusgang lipunan

puta, ano mga pa victim na to nakakasura

ang putik. Mayroon ako nakita mga

memes sa babae na parang

take me as I am, I wanna change for everyone

if your friends don't understand you

then they're not your real friend.

Parang mag, hindi ka pa pwede mag

grow as a person, yun yung kala mo ba

max level ka na? Kala mo ba ikaw na

yung pinakamagandang version

na mayroon ka? Di ba pwede ikaw

mismo ay magbabago o i-improve mo

yung sarili mo? Ito yung mga taong takot

aminin sa sarili nila, mayroon silang pagkukulang

at hindi masama yun. Diba ano ka ba

mga ano ba tayo, mga piyesa ba tayo

sa chess? Na pag pawn ka

pawn ka na lang talaga, hindi ka pwede maging

queen, di ba hindi ka pwede mag slay

accept mo na hindi ka pinanganak na

ito. Pinanganak ka, umiiyak ka ne.

Di ba, parang i-accept mo na

siguro may mga bagay sakin

na kailangan mag-i-aware ako, di ba, hindi

porke gagalit sila sakin, kasalanan nila

na hindi nila akong naiintindihan. Paki hindi ka

naman talaga gano'n kadali-intindihing tao

Ano rin, effort effort din

At least we will be happy

Yan, ito, ako dito tayo

mag-birthday. Dito dapat

mag-birthday bash si Alex

Gonzalez. Literal ang birthday bash

na bash siya. Buti pa tayo hindi tayo

ang best no birthday natin, pucha

Pero dinog show tayo, yun ang pinagkahiba

Mga wag niyo away na, inaaway mo kami

birthday ng Januari. Ano lang kami

mababait kami ng Capricorn

Ano to, galing kay

Christopher L. Kuto sa mga

babae na nagt-twerk sa TikTok wearing their pek-pek

shorts para i-be the pwet nila

That is very nice. Pero, I mean

to a different fetish na talaga ngayon

Nagmature na ako as a perverted

guy

Ayoko na ituloy. What I really

like na is

ang sakit sa panganong

bokabularyo na to is yung mga nakapolo

short uniform na mga babae kasi siya sa

Janu-BE. Natatya ko na sa early

20s. Akin na pucha. Yung hot na yung

pucha. Yung punumpuno na yung

botones. Mmm.

My God, how beautiful they are. I love how

they stand there not liking the job. Pero

dahil wala silang choice, they force

themselves to like it. And so learn humility

in the process. They smile

and greet you. Pero, if they were really

honest with themselves, they secretly hate

the customers and all this cashiering

before they find the entire affair morally demeaning.

Pucha. Parang ito lang yung nangyari

kaya no ha. Dun sa waiter ha.

Inisip ko kasi. Close daw nila

yung catering service. Pero close

ba nila individually yung mga tao?

Hindi natin alam. Siguro

kung magsasalita yung mismong waiter

na yun, tapos na lahat to. Wala na tayong

issue. Wala na tayong drama. Wala na tayong problema.

Pero syempre, hindi mangyayari yun kasi

mayroon tayong mga PR niya na umali

ligid na. O, ito na yung wala ka nasa. Ito na yung sasabihin mo.

Blah blah blah. I can see it in their eyes.

Particularly in their eye

makeup. Their application of an eye makeup

is a sign that there's an ego

still trying to resist this cashier job.

An individuality trying to resist

the mold of conformity. A spirit

trying to resist the drudgery of machinery.

At least one of them knows

this. And one of them knows this because she's Red

Gold. Oy, gumawa tayo

ng book review dyan.

Anong sabi ko sa inyo? Anong sabi

ko sa inyo? And one of them would have read

him because she's a working student taking up

Polsci. And she could be a bright one too.

Yung Ever since elementary, she's

a valedictorian. Pero now, in her early

20s, she finds all the medals she's been

earning have only become a depressing psychic load

to realize the greatness

that she thought she had. Lalo na pag narinig mo

lagi sa magulang, monako, the pressure!

Ikaw dapat na mag-aahon

sa atin sa hirap dito. Kasi kami

di namin nagawa. So lahat ng pressure

dapat nasa iyo. Tapos, dahil sa

hirapan ng buhay, like, mama niya lang

birdwinner sa kanila, who is an

OFW, papa niya

na stroke pa, tapos naging presidente

pa si BBM, she had to do the

sacrifice of working her ass off to provide for her

dreams. Nako, delawan!

By that we mean, have her ass stand there

for hours, have her sweet ass

there stand for hours, greeting customers

she don't like and pressing buttons that kills the soul.

Occasionally explaining ilang manok

ang nasa loob na isang bakit!

At kung meron pang wings or breast

part lang ba yun? Or what constitutes a

C7, or again, and again,

and again, nawala ng coke,

pepsi na lang. And ang ending,

she's sleep deprived, trying to balance the 24

hours between her responsibilities to family,

academics, and work. That's why she

has this eye makeup to hide the eye bags.

She applies this tiny blemish to look like a

slut.

Because she deep down, capitalist

slut style, deep down she knows

that even if she's become a voice activated automaton,

there still exists a spirit inside her

that wants to be regarded as fuckable,

as vital to life,

what George Orwell called the sex

aging, the primordial force, yes!

Tama nyo basahin nyo yun, napaganda

nun eh. That pushes us to be sluts.

Oh, how sad and yet how beautiful.

It makes you want to ask her out on a date

and then, sak, malapit kami kakain.

Oh, atsia ano to ah,

pang ah, pang rebellious

act against the system,

Jollibee that oppresses her,

na contractual. Hindi ba ang pagmamahal

na contractual din? But I'm sure

she's up all sides to it.

She'd argue that Mokto is just another

oppressive system. But unfortunately, I cannot

do that because we're in the cold, capitalist world

of a red-orange fast-food chain,

lit by fluorescent lamps, of jingling

coins in the cashier register,

of faulty microphones, of stressed-out

floor managers, of dirty kitchens,

of crying, spoiled children.

Napakarami yan, yung mga nagsasayang din.

Alam, nakita mo nyo ba yun yung video na nagsasayang

ng tissue, nagkakalat

doon sa CR,

of people who have given up on their dreams now

and now have flocked to the consumerist

comforts granted by a multi-billion food enterprise

advertised by a happy, chubby bee.

A cold, capitalist world.

In such a world, she's a cashier and I'm

a customer. In such a world, I cannot

be a romantic poet. In such a world,

I cannot take her hand, kiss it fondly

to remind her of her beauty, put a flower

in her ear, and then invite her

to a horse ride out to the countryside

sa Santa Ana Park, Bato,

as we gallop away from all this madness.

In such a world, all I can say to her is

garlic, pepper, beef, isang order.

Coke, yung drink, tsaka isang regular fries.

In such a world, all she can say

to me is, wala po kaming

pepsi lang. Dahil ako

na pag-spoken poetry.

Hindi ko alam kung shitpost to or talagang

ito yung kayang tingin pero

nakakatuwa na may mga ganitong

alam mo yun, kalalalim mag-isip.

Nagkaroon din ako ng ganito.

May iling din ako magsulat na ganyan dati

na mag-ah. Medyo cringe to

so magandala kayo.

Papahit ako sa iyo yung gawa ko. Kasi baka ata ako sabi ko

sa inyo eh.

So ito yung title is, gawa ko to

nung nagtatrabaho pa ako

pag nag-abua ko sa MRT

nakaupo lang ako.

Sheep Among Cattle. Nobody reads about

the working ones, those gasping for air

under, overtimes and overdose.

Queen-size beds stuffed with whispers,

family tables with cold seats.

The long lines, lazy eyes,

impotent banter with weather and politics.

Pressured senses with celebrity

pregnancies and addicts' meltdowns.

Grateful for their demise, egos

patted with illusions of routine life.

Illusions of grandeur, wake up,

eat, sleep, cry. Wake up, eat, sleep,

cry. Shout online,

immortalizing filters. Thumbs up

their asses for the millionth like

so all may have a crack at it and say their dream

is to have the same life. And dare

to compare their lives without a hint of

regret until they die. The dewy

meadows are thin and wild. This is the

happy sheep's life. It'll be all they talk

about. The train yawns, mechanized

doors open and shut in cadence.

A blanket of pungent perfume

mixed with dry air. A deafening

hum and cold silence slithers in.

A deafening hum and cold silence slithers in.

A deafening hum and cold silence slithers in.

Mga sinusulat ko lang ito sa MRT ha.

Huwag masyadong mataas ang standard niyo sa akin.

People stare at each other like fresh

meat off the butchers. The train

a hearse of corpses that reeks of death

but alive. Turning frantic

from side to side before they slept at night.

Counting seconds that weren't theirs

anymore. Words slurred on

disenchantment, doped and deranged.

Wrangling saliva on the pooling tower

of themselves. An ill ritual

of pure self-annihilation.

You're better off at school twice as long.

Coins fall, tears flow

and harden from midnight restlessness.

Your names profit, your souls

streaming. Save what you can for it's already

too late. The world glorifies

the worst since it's quick to whip the herd.

Society's an ever-changing god,

formless and soulless.

It tries to be authentic, alluring and worse

human. Dictators can learn

a thing or two from the corporate machine

rather than issue a command,

path and reward instead.

Lacing them into grasping they've always

been in control. Soon the herd

makes God as same as a

heart beats. Yet they resonate

no life, nothing to call their own.

Not even their lives for whom

the bell tolls. However,

we think, feel, make love and take

shits. If something's amiss, they'd

make you sorry for what you did.

In your face first on your desk beside an

engraved plaque. Spunk like

the drooling, driveling third machine

you were pruned to finally be.

Where in factories and offices they throw out

things and treats they call sadly.

Pensions the grandest prize.

Come one, come all to a festival

of lives. Where you can at least

dream what you dreamt when you were a child.

For only at your work's end does the

gate end. Your life a losing bet.

Disposable human battery

and wiring imported from

1995. Kaya yan yung birthday ko eh.

Yung taon ko.

They'd go on, keep going on and on

until you're left with a few years

for a fond lover named Six Feet

Under. I'm late, the dorks

creep a wreck in. Welcome back, how

are you? Said the co-worker. Nothing

new, I say.

Para naalala ko lang kasi yung gawa niya eh.

Huwag niyo na masyadong gaitin yung gawa ko

please kasi yun yung panahon na

inis na inis ako sa commute.

Nagtrabaho ako at naitin na ako

naman. Habik sa'yo, writer ako eh diba?

Lahat naman na writer, malungkot eh.

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you!

Get, get out!

Happy birthday to you!

Woo!

Happy birthday Alex Gonzaga.

Ang sinasanto, diba? Iba-iba ang

santo ninyo sa isang influencer.

Huwag niyo siyang santuhin, diba?

Kung dapat siyang i-criticize,

i-criticize niyo. Hindi baba-baba ang pagkataon niya.

Ang kanyang social media,

ang kanyang presensya online, ang kanyang

mismong puhunan, hindi nakakasama

sa kanya yun. Para meron naman tayong

pampanitikan dito, hindi lang mga

issues sa social media. So doon, tatapos sa ating

mga balitang niyo na ngayon. Kung gusto niyo pa na magigito,

i-like, share sa mga makatinong

makatanong friends. Ako nga palang

makatang si Marites.

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