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00:00.0
Kunting recap lang. So galing kami ng Singapore, meron ako mga 10 pictures d'yan para sa memories
00:07.0
dahil akala ko mabilis lang pero nakamdaman ko nabitin ako, so nag-design kami, pumunta kami ng Malaysia
00:12.4
and na-realize ko, ba't di kaya ako maghanap ng YouTuber na mag-collab dito
00:16.4
at pumunta na ako sa Kuala Lumpur at ayun, magkaka-collab na kami ni...
00:23.4
Tang hinaasa na kaya yung YouTuber na yun
00:28.4
Talagang busy kasi siguro talaga
00:31.4
Mahanap na lang ako ng iba guys na pwede kong maka-collab
00:50.4
So guys, welcome to Malaysia!
00:52.4
Dito tayo kayo sa Kuala Lumpur, naghahanap pa rin tayo ng mga kaka-collab na YouTubers
00:56.4
Meron ako nakausap na isa, baka busy sila, di natin alam
00:59.4
Ngayon di tayo nakawala ng pag-asa, toloy-toloy lang sa pagkahanap
01:02.4
The most useless collab in the entire Philippines, entire Southeast Asia
01:08.4
Hello Matthew, what's up?
01:10.4
So guys, this is Matthew, our tour guide for today
01:13.4
and today he's going to bring us to... where?
01:16.4
Genting Highlands
01:17.4
Genting Highlands, High, Highlands
01:29.4
Sayang wala si Kitlat
01:48.4
Top, top, top, top
01:50.4
Oh tangin, nabubudbura ko na yung kamay ko
01:53.4
Oh, come, dito, come to papa
02:16.4
Tangin na walang ganito sa Pilipinas
02:18.4
Tangin na pag may ganito, hulihin ng mga ano eh
02:21.4
Meron nga sa atin, alam mo yung kinakasal
02:23.4
May kinakasal sila, walang yung kalapate
02:26.4
Putangin, hindi pa nakakaangat
02:27.4
Gusto nang hulihin ng mga bata
02:37.4
I'm gonna do you a challenge right now
02:39.4
What I have here is a Filipino word
02:42.4
Are you ready? 1, 2, 3
02:45.4
Dito na ang kinakamagaling na maasikasawang turista
02:52.4
At siya ay walang iba
02:55.4
Kung hindi si Matthew
02:59.4
You didn't correct me
03:04.4
How long you been doing this?
03:08.4
I followed my dad
03:10.4
During high school, primary
03:11.4
Basically your entire life
03:13.4
Siguro isa sa mga rason kung bakit
03:15.4
Naging mas masaya yung trip namin sa Malaysia
03:17.4
Eh dahil kay Matthew
03:18.4
Kasi bukod sa business niya, yung kanyang pagdadrive
03:21.4
Eh talagang passion niya, mag-drive talaga
03:24.4
Samay na niya yung hiling niya sa mga pagkain
03:26.4
Kaya nadalan niya kami sa mga lugar
03:29.4
Na masasabi kung sulit yung nasayang kontikit
03:32.4
Enjoy what you do, that's the most important thing
03:37.4
Enjoy what you do
03:46.4
Matthew paid for us
03:50.4
The tour guide paid for us
03:53.4
You were busy talking just now
03:57.4
Ganon siya ka mapagmahal guys
03:59.4
Siya na ang magbabayad ng mga kinahin namin
04:06.4
So itong genting nila, parang ito yung bagyo nila guys
04:09.4
So parang ako nasa Manila
04:10.4
Tapos after one hour, nasa bagyo ka na
04:12.4
Doon siya kalapit
04:15.4
He's on dreamland
04:22.4
Hindi ako nagjacket
04:23.4
Alam ko tagaytay, dalamig lang
04:25.4
Thank you, welcome again
04:27.4
This safety net, I'll try the
04:30.4
Yeah, the weather up there
04:31.4
If too cold, I'm wearing this
04:33.4
Oo, pumapalo ang hangin ha
04:35.4
The wind is going this way
04:39.4
Ayun o, ito pa rin yung cable car mo
04:43.4
Yung nanay ko guys, dalawang ayaw niya
04:45.4
Ayaw niya sa inuman, saka ayaw niya sa mataas na lugar
04:48.4
Feeling ko kasi parang
04:51.4
Umalabas natin mga bituta
04:53.4
I wanna ride a cable car
04:56.4
I wanna ride a cable car, car, car
05:06.4
No, no, you're gonna be here
05:10.4
You're gonna be living here
05:12.4
Ano ba tayo kusapan kuya?
05:20.4
Mamamatay ako kuya
05:25.4
No, I'm not kidding
05:28.4
This is scare tactics
05:30.4
Mininervist na wala ako eh
05:32.4
Okay, just four of us
05:38.4
So ito, trivia lang
05:39.4
Para malaman niya guys
05:58.4
May kita mo ba ako dyan?
06:09.4
No more, no more, no
06:12.4
I can't take it anymore
06:15.4
You're used to it?
06:19.4
Putang ina, sa labas na pala tayo
06:21.4
Akala mo nasa laob ka pa
06:23.4
Kasi hindi mo namakita yung langit
06:25.4
So dito daw yung pinang malamit na area
06:28.4
So tatagalik yung jacket ko guys
06:36.4
Walang ganito sa Pilipinas
06:38.4
Oh, kailangan ko magpapawis
06:40.4
Kailangan ko magpapawis
06:42.4
Bakit na lalo akong gininaw
06:44.4
Lalo akong gininaw
06:46.4
Nasaan pala yung lamig
06:54.4
So naalala niyo yung intro ko sa Ginoong Halimaw video
06:57.4
Naka-save pa rito yung script na sinabi ko doon
06:59.4
Ngayon, itatrya natin itong ipabasa sa kanya
07:01.4
Titignan natin kung gano'n siya kalapit kung sa original
07:04.4
I want you to say this as if you are a YouTuber
07:07.4
Hey yo, what's up guys? It's your boy, Koc-Koc TV
07:11.4
Can you do it like that, Matthew?
07:13.4
You need to train me, man
07:17.4
You just pretend you know what you're saying
07:18.4
Are you ready? 1, 2
07:22.4
Okay, 1, 2, 3, go
07:25.4
Ako si Ginoong Halia
07:30.4
At ang 3 sa kanila ay pwedeng mag-uwi ng Mountain Dew Polo Shirt
07:44.4
What the fuck did I just read, man?
07:47.4
So, guys, mission accomplished
07:49.4
Medyo mahirap kasi yung pinabasa kong salitay
07:52.4
It's a little difficult this one
07:54.4
It fucks you up, man
07:57.4
Anyway, good job, bro
07:59.4
Dahil binanggit niyo yung Mountain Dew
08:01.4
Mountain Dew, baka naman
08:09.4
Saan na yung nanay ko?
08:15.4
She's probably sitting here
08:19.4
Mama, matay ako, kuya
08:27.4
She's waiting, baby
08:32.4
Ito, may nakita ako
08:36.4
Ano kaya akong mapapansin ito?
08:43.4
Kahago, nag-replay na siya
08:49.4
Nag-scene na siya
08:50.4
Ang bilis niya mag-scene
08:51.4
Ay, kaso wala siya rito
08:55.4
Taga-Kuching siya
09:02.4
Di na-search ko rito
09:03.4
Saan yung Kuching sa Waze
09:04.4
Tignan mo gaano ka layo
09:06.4
977 kilometers away
09:11.4
I'll pay for your flight and hotel
09:14.4
Tignan mo kung kakagat siya
09:16.4
Inbes na akong pumunta sa kanya
09:17.4
Siya ang pumunta sa akin
09:19.4
Are you ready to take the risk?
09:29.4
Bro, I have class to attend
09:37.4
Ngayon, as of now
09:38.4
Wala pa rin akong makikita
09:39.4
Makakulab dito na YouTuber
09:40.4
Tinatamad na nga ako eh
09:54.4
Mam, I'll take your picture mam
09:56.4
I'll take your picture
09:58.4
Hey guys, I'll take your picture guys
10:00.4
I'll take your picture
10:04.4
Kala siguro may bayad
10:10.4
I'll take your picture
10:12.4
I'll take your picture
10:18.4
Yeah, on your phone
10:49.4
Natapos ang mga araw
10:50.4
At wala pa rin ako
10:51.4
Nakakulab na YouTuber
10:53.4
Ang gusto ko maintindihan nyo
10:55.4
Hindi talaga lahat ng bagay
10:56.4
Aayon sa plano nyo
10:57.4
At pag may planong hindi natuloy
11:01.4
May ibang planong parating
11:03.4
Mabilis mo makita
11:05.4
Kasi kadalasan guys
11:12.4
Wait lang, babalik ako kayo
11:13.4
Anong masasabi nyo kay Matthew?
11:16.4
Napaka-accommodating niya
11:19.4
And very very humble
11:24.4
Manobot pa rin ako kasi
11:26.4
Wala pa rin akong makitang makakulab
11:28.4
Pero dito naman si Matthew guys
11:30.4
Para iigot-igot kami
11:32.4
I wanted to collab with a YouTuber here
11:36.4
I contacted two people already
11:39.4
But they were too busy
11:43.4
Do you want to be a YouTuber?
11:48.4
I wish I want to be
11:51.4
Dahil wala tayong makitang
11:52.4
Pwedeng makakulab
11:53.4
Gagawa na lang tayo ng bago
12:01.4
Only presents itself
12:02.4
In that one specific moment
12:06.4
When that time comes
